#avocadobeach

before you start - Avocado Beach is a small town in alternate reality Australia, and this blog will provide you with a multimedia experience of certain events to occur within the town, told solely from found footage, files and audio recovered through a wormhole that opened in my bathroom one day. Unfortunately, as i cannot figure out how to change this, these posts are arranged in reverse chronological order, so to enjoy the story properly, you have to start at the bottom and work your way up. i am working on changing this so stay tuned!

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finally! the elusive linsey sutton! what do i think of her:

 - i think she’s probably really full of herself to be honest, probably one of those people who is quirky on purpose and has a complex about it

 - only child for sure

 - really into either conspiracy theories or the occult, and definitely has form for messing with shit she doesn’t understand (she probably whistled at night to see what would happen, those are the vibes im getting).

 - smart, and wears glasses sometimes (whether she actually needs them is a mystery)

 - some kind of queer

 - missing, possibly dead

 - she was the secretary of the journalism club before she went missing

 - she has a tattoo behind one of her ears that the 6th member of the journalism club gave her (2 stars, one big one little)

 - i think either Jenny or Judas is in love with her (possibly both, this could be awkward).

that’s it, i don’t really know much about her. 

there also seems to be a 6th member of the journalism club that i know even less about. there is little to no evidence of their existence but i know they have to be there because otherwise it wouldn’t make sense. who is reading the morning announcements? my hunch - its member number 6, in charge of audio recording at ABSH. 

it recently occurred to me - i know all this random private gossip about these people’s lives, and i dont even know who they are? I’m making a list, to help me get my head around it. this is what i have so far:

- Judas and Jenny are twins

- Judas is the president of the Journalism club at their school (in charge of written public media, like the newsletter) , but Jenny is in the science club

 - when Judas annotates Jenny’s diary, i believe he writes in pink texta. 

- they moved to Avocado Beach from some alternate universe England (that is, if that’s what English accents sound like in their universe, they could really be from anywhere. i will have to think about this more.)

- Neither of them have a very good relationship with their parents - Judas because of himself, and Jenny because of Judas (difference of opinion? not living up to standards? idk whatever it is, its obviously not healthy.)

- I think they’re originally of Korean descent (based on a few pictures i found of them as babies in what i believe is Jenny’s diary. however, these pictures are usually of two girls so there is a possibility of another sibling, or one of the twins is more complex than previously thought. could explain fraught parental relations.)

- Their mother works in the town hospital, and from what i gather their father is a real-estate agent.

thats all i’ve got. stay tuned for my *hot takes* on the rest of our friends - not reliable in any way, shape or form.