@averyrook liked for a starter
Much as Envy liked to pretend otherwise, they were actually QUITE OBSESSED with the polycule. Which makes it pretty uniquely funny that in their effort to distract themself from said obsession (they're not even mad, they don't even care, shut up, they have a life and hobbies), they incidentally wandered their day's goings-on to one member of the polycule they HADN'T spied on before.
They were just in the neighborhood. Their new host told them his ex brought him leftovers from the Rookery once before, and it was to die for. Wasn't the first time they'd heard of it, but they couldn't be bothered to remember where from. After all, today they're NOT thinking about any forbidden figures.
They'd dressed up their new host, Samuel, in a nice pair of chinos and a CLEAN graphic tee with Japanese katakana that he thought said something cool, but Envy knew to say "vegetables".
Samuel is hopelessly stupid, and that's why they got him. At least the shirt is clean. And he wasn't wearing basketball shorts. Progress.
Envy entered the restaurant, casting Samuel's hazel-green eyes over the establishment like he'd never seen a fucking wall before, mouth hanging open and everything. Immediately reached up to poke one of the plants on the wall, and looked for the nearest employee to loudly ask, "Hey, are these real? No way, right?"