#australica

http://www.wohlwill.me/2014/01/was-ein-fundstueck/

1. Australia has no “amendment” to protect a right to “bear arms”. Australians aren’t keen on guns, and we prefer it that way. 2. America, you’ve already run your country to shit almost, please leave Australia alone. 3. We know what you did the last time you Americans got your hands on tea… Stay away from our tea. 4. Our PM is a red-headed atheist woman. (Good luck god blessing this country) 5. The only thing we bless in this country are sneezes, the queen of England, and footy. 6. In Australia, the more you make, the more you’re taxed - no ifs, ands, or buts. 7. Australia has universal healthcare. 8. Most Australians aren’t keen on Americans, due to the amount of times America makes a fool out of itself. 9. We love the queen. 10. Australia REALLY doesn’t want gun toters in this country. 11. Our government is parliamentary style, and we prefer to keep it that way. (We saw what happened when you almost allowed Romney to get elected, and Palin and Bachmann still are getting attention). 12. Seriously, if you touch our tea, we will release drop bears on you in full force. In conclusion, you go stay on your bloody side of the Pacific Ocean and leave this beautiful land girt by sea alone. Don’t make us call our mum. Footnote: we’ll propose a couple trades, you take tony abbott and Campbell Newman aaaand we will take Obama and Hilary Clinton.