Roderich and Alfred are insufferable to watch movies with. Alfred dissects the entire script shot for shot while Roderich analyses the music choices and sound mixing
Also, they watch the Oscarโs together and yell at the tv when they donโt agree. They got to go in person exactly once and couldnโt stand the choices made by the academy and got banned for life
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What Your Favorite Hetalia Ship Says About You (Part 7)
feat. Giripan, AmeBel, GerFra, TurAus, BelgUkr, and AusAme.
Please understand that these are jokes and are not meant to be taken seriously. We're all just here for a goof and a laugh (Screw it, we ball).
Giripan: Socialization? Never heard of her! You ditched that broad as soon as you discovered anime in your early adolescence. Since then, your life has been an endless loop of anime, manga, and far too many yaoi fanfics to count. You are a weaboo in every sense of the word. Now, whether or not you're open about it is up for debate, but you can't hide your inner weeb any time you hear anything that sounds remotely like Japanese. You're also a huge cat person. No, literally. I get the feeling you're one of those people who wear fake ears and a cat tail out in public. Your therapist is worried, and the furries are getting ready to sue you for cultural appropriation.
AmeBel: Hardly any canonical interaction whatsoever? No problem! You're here for the vibes, anyway. In your eyes, "forbidden romance" compounded with "grumpy character x sunshine character" can elevate any story to an astronomical level. Bonus points if you sprinkle some "enemies-to-lovers" action into the mix. I feel like most ships are lowkey people projecting their own romantic desires, but for whatever reason, it's the most prominent with this one. If you lean towards men, you want a golden retriever boyfriend. If you lean towards women, you want a black cat girlfriend. If you're bi, you'd be happy with either. And if you're ace, you're someone who can't decide between having a goth or cowboy wardrobe.
GerFra: Similar to the FrUK shippers, you have a massive stack of TBR books sitting on your nightstand. But for you, the stack has become so high it's at risk of crushing you in your sleep. You sneer at society's overuse of technology and swear we all should read more, only to plop down on the couch and scroll through social media for hours on end. Chances are you are either a masterful flirt or a lost cause when it comes to romance. The last time you heard the words "I love you," it was from your pet cat scratching your leg because they didn't want you to leave for work that day. You also have an interest in European military history.
TurAus: You aren't willing to be seen out in public unless you're dressed like you're going to a red-carpet event. You judge others who don't share your superior taste in fashion and haven't been able to move past most grudges since the age of six. ADHD is the name of the game, and you've been switching from hyperfixation to hyperfixation weeks at a time since before you were diagnosed. You've changed your major in college at least five times in search of something you're genuinely passionate about, but the enthusiasm keeps drying up. At this point, you're mentally drained and are running solely on black coffee and your favorite Disney movie soundtrack.
BelgUkr: You are giving me hardcore tradwife lesbian vibes. You were either raised in a very traditional and conservative household, or you fell down the #tradwife and rustic living rabbit hole on TikTok. But you haven't bothered to dig yourself out because you've found that, aside from the drama, it's quite nice there. You're seriously considering becoming a homesteader or at least building a chicken coop. And you remember that sourdough starter you got from that one trip you took with your family years ago? You know, the one that is still sitting in the back of your spice cupboard? Time to make that bread a warm and cozy reality!
AusAme: I'm not sure if you ship this romantically or platonically. If romantically, then I'm just gonna come right out and say it. You have a type, and that type is jock. You want a guy who can bench-press almost double his body weight, run a marathon around the Home Depot parking lot, and still be home in time to cook burgers on the grill. If platonically, you are hyperactive, optimistic, and like to go camping. You picked berries in the woods once and called yourself a "survivalist," only to scratch yourself on a tree branch and consider whether or not to call a hospital. That, or you actually are a legit survivalist and will be the only one to survive being stranded in the wilderness for weeks on end.
Wow, we're really getting into the weeds now, are we?
I just saw a Hetalia poll like "what is your favourite ship with America?" AND IT'S FUCKING AUSTRALIA. HE'S NOT AN OPTION. I GUESS I WOULD GO WITH GERMANY BUT AUSAME IS MY LIFE AND SOUL THEY ARE BROS, THEY KISS EACH OTHER GOOD NIGHT FULL HOMO. IT IS AN UNTAPPED GOLDMINE WHY, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO SLEPT ON ๐ญ
FOLKS I AM BEGGING YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE YOU WILL NEVER TURN BACK
ooooh good question! For me, itโs because they seem like they shouldnโt work. If we go with the historical hetalia perspective, i donโt think they get together until the late 1950s/early 1960s. Like yeah, Alfredโs visited Roderich after WW2 during the Allied occupation, but it was more of a formal/business relationship. I think things started to thaw for them towards the end of that. And ofc one of the things that helped seal the deal was their love of music. Itโs a universal language for a reason. Roderich definitely got into jazz in the 1920s and maintained a passion for it. When Al found out, he played a Miles Davis record for Roddy and our Austrian boy was hooked. Ofc he didnโt outwardly show it. Their relationship was slow to build. They shared things with each other when they realized they actually had a lot of things in common. Other than music, both have an incurable sweet tooth and a love of coffee. For Roderich, Alfred was kind of like a rebound from Gilbert โ both have that loud, outgoing personality. And for Alfred, Roderich was something new. It was basically a work relationship for him that eventually grew. I donโt imagine them being together in the modern day, if weโre talking about country people. I think the split was pretty much mutual. Once the Berlin Wall fell and Roderich was able to reconnect with Gilbert again, that was pretty much it. He and Alfred still hang out and are friends and it kinda low-key drives Gilbert nuts cuz boy is so jealous. But yeah. Thatโs my take on them. Thanks for the ask!
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