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My Sonic LGBTQ+ headcanons:

Sonic -

Trans + Pansexual.

He's trans! And pans! And we love him! Sonic isn't really looking for any relationships at the moment, but he still has romantic attraction towards people, regardless of gender.

Tails:

Non-Binary

He's Non-binary! Tails is masc-leaning, and doesn't really have a label sorted out yet, but he's thinking about demi-boy! He's alright with being called boy, and any other masculine terms. Tails usually goes by he/him, and sometimes he/they. Sonic and Tails have a brotherly relationship, and support each other all the way!

Amy -

Bisexual

What's that saying again... swinging both ways? With all that practice, it's no wonder why Amy and her Piko Piko Hammer make a great team!

Knuckles -

Bisexual/Bi-curious

He likes women! But he's also questioning whether or not he likes men as well. If a guy gives him a compliment, he's like, "oh wait shit am i gay-"

Eggman -

Gay

He may be a villian, but he's no monster! Eggman supports trans and gay rights.

Silver -

Aromantic

He doesn't feel any romantic attraction, and doesn't care about relationships so much. He prefers friends! Pals over guys and gals.

Blaze -

Lesbian

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Metal Sonic -

Demi-romantic

Just like Sonic, Metal isn't really looking for any relationships at the moment either. If he ever gets into one, it won't be love at first sight. Metal will have to know the person well before considering if he wants to have a romantic relationship with them!

Shadow -

Asexual

Sexual attraction: It's the last thing on his mind. He's not repulsed, but he doesn't want to bother with any of it!

Thanks for reading!

-- Please let me know if anything here is bad or inaccurate!

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Species swap au where

the humans are irkens and

the irkens are humans

long read kinda to bare w/ me plz

Zim's parents died at a young age so he went under the care of his aunt Miyuki whose sons were Red and Purple and she owned an orphanage (she lives in it too lol). Zim was a troublemaker, and he likes pranks and in one of his pranks he accidentally made her go to the hospital and now she's in a long coma but everyone just thought it happened coincidentally (they didn't know it was Zim).

So yeah with Miyuki needing to spend a long time in the hospital and all Spork came in to temporarily take the role and he did for a while but Zim put bees in his pillow and it just so happens he has a bee allergy so now he's-

He quit the job after all the bs Zim made him go thru.

The sons of Miyuki confront Zim on his behavior and yell at him like "wHY DID YOU PUT BEES IN SPORK'S PILLOW!? WHY!?" and they find out he also put Miyuki in a coms during the argument.

Red and Purple just give up still furious on the inside and had enough so they took him to a therapist to see what tf was wrong with him.

And it turns out he has a bunch of disorders and maybe even some they didn't confirm yet.

They go back to the orphanage and after some time Red and Purple celebrate their birthday and are now old enough to be the temporary owners of the orphanage.

Times goes by and it's Christmas. Everyone gets a cool gift you but Red and Purple kinda hate Zim so they gave him Purple's super old and broken robot dog toy.

Fortunately for Zim the fellow has always been fond of robotics and technology so he fixes up the robot dog and calls it gir. Zim makes gir his assistant for stuff.

Zim's cousins get tired of him and an extremely stupid couple come in adopt a kid.

Zim is like in the background about to splash some gallon of glue onto somebody then the couple like Zim because "hEs So cUUUTE "

Then Red and Purple got an idea.

What if they could get rid of this troublemaker long enough til Miyuki is out of the hospital?

They shove Zim in front of the couple and he's confused like "wtf-" as Red and Purple make the couple sign a fake form and then say the brothers say that "they'll need the kid back when they ask for it because here you just rent a kid".

The couple believe it lol just imagine them as dumb as the humans in invader zim.

The bros tell Zim he's "going on a secret mission" or whatever and being the gullible Zim he is he believe it. He's all excited but curious and like "What kinda mission?"

Red and Purple think and then they say "An alien is on the loose! Now hurry, go! Earth depends on you and stuff.. or whatever."

What a coincidence. Zim now lives with his "parents" and not soon after he goes into a public school for the first time instead of homeschool. Zim is trying to find the alien and then Dib comes in to class being the new kid but Zim thinks his head is too big for him to be human and he's actually not human. Zim does a bunch of pranks on Dib for him to go away(gir helps) and leave Earth alone but the alien is just there to study Earth life and its technology (for irken professor membrane). Dib gets annoyed with Zim and they enemies.

I wake up in the morning to the sound of a god damn buzzer going ballistic on me and i tell it to shut up. 10 minutes later n' it keeps going, again...AND AGAIN. I bash it with my gentle hand tenderly and it makes a "whip-Oooey" sound.

I'm blue in the face and go to the store, demanding a replacement danger ranger. Stiff says some garbage about warranty and that I'm 90 earth rotations due or some smart people words. Something that breaks that easily is obviously defective, so I tell that stiff I don't like the tone of his voice and I march to the back of the store. I'm a hero.

Let me just tell you... how DARE they know I'm about to go to there and fill it it with LITERAL GARBAGE?!???? I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HEAP OF TRASH. I NEVER SAID THAT.

So the god of retail comes down to me and kneels before my angsty mountain frame and humbly bestows upon me a grand ol' ringy-dingy. A tear drips from my eye at the sight of good costumer service and I go home to my cats.