#audio react

Warning: This is a really bad recording. Be prepared for robot voice, garbled words, and straight up missing words. I have transcribed as best I can.

Hello all my lovely readers this is Amy with her final audio react.

I have literally just woken up, I am rubbing the sleep out of my eyes. . . *sigh* and I’m clicking the link for [S] Act 7.

Oh look at that fancy banner.

Oh goodness me.

*deep breath* Ohhhh my goodness. I’m. . . getting very emotional already.

*sigh* Let’s hit play.

Oh, see those lovely white banners.

Oh that music. Of course.

Alt!Calliope.

What are you going to do? We still don’t know.

The conductor raises her baton. . .

WOAH, those eyes! What’s happening?

[my cat jumped up] No, cat, go away. I don’t need you right now.

Oh my god, that volcano!

Ohhhh my goodness!

Ohh my goodness, look at that animation!

Oh and the music!

Oh my goodness!

Oh my god, is this full thing animated and not just a flash? Oh my god.

There it goes!

So that’s how the tadpole gets up there! It gets shot up by the volcano, O.K. I get it.

And it’s metamorphosing into a frog. Slowly but surely.

Oh this-Oh look, there’s Dad!

Mmm, the frog’s going into Skaia!

And it’s going to have its beauteous croak!

Oh my god, look at those clouds!

Ah, I can’t believe this thing’s actually animated! That’s so cool!

How long even is this, I should check that.

Oh this file’s so big I have to move my screen. O.K., it’s only nine minutes. Not eighteen minutes like the last one.

‘Kay, here’s there. He’s going into the little hole that John conveniently made! How convenient.

Oh my goodness.

Ah, this is kinda trippy, the hole spinning like that.

I. . . don’t understand how he can wrap up this comic in only nine minutes. . .

Hi Calliope.

Jeeze, you’re cool looking.

What are you doing, though?! I don’t know, but it’s cool looking!

Are those dream bubbles? Black holes? I-I don’t. . . I’m. . .

She’s sucking in the Green Sun? So it was a black hole. . .

Is. . . Oup, yep, there’s the. . . swirly that, like, when Caliborn entered. Their dying, red sun had a little swirly into the black he created so parallels!

O.K., is this the final transformation for the. . .Genesis Frog?

There goes the Battlefield. 

I think I called it Skaia earlier. It’s the Battlefield. The Battlefield’s in Skaia.

Oooh! There it is!

God, I love the Genesis Frog! It’s so cool!

Close your mouth, Karkat.

O.K., now [sorry, can’t recall what I said here]

And the Vast Croak. . .

Now we get to see the creation of a universe!

Aww, look at the babies-and Terezi’s looking the wrong direction, of course.

*happy sigh*

It’s nice seeing a Genesis Frog that doesn’t have cancer.

And. . . continued stuttering. Sorry, everybody!

*groan*

Yep.

Well, it-mmh. . . It shouldn’t last for too long. The flash is only nine minutes so. . . don’t have to deal with too much stuttering. . . Hopefully.

Maybe it’s going to end up being twenty minutes long, with stuttering. Sorry!

[once again I don’t remember what I said here] Just a little bit!

Yep.

Are we gonna see the new universe?

As we slowly go through this pink. . . misty field.

Is that. . . Yep, that’s the Light symbol.

Are we gonna see the Breath symbol? And the Hope symbol and the Time symbol and all the symbols?

Woah! PM’s got some beefy arms!

WV, why are you standing on lava? It looks like you’re standing on lava. That’s not good.

Oh! All the Green Sun’s power is sucked away now.

And, woah. . . That’s cool.

Like a green black hole. . . A green hole? I dunno.

Hi, Lord English!

Oooooooh! How is he going to deal with his power being sucked away?

Are you gonna go back to being a kid?

Hi, ghost army.

Oh, Vris-Oh, they all-They all looks so badass as they march towards him.

Oh my goodness.

And cracks in Paradox Space continue to crack.

Ooh, that’s. . . not good.

Is that. . . Paradox Space collapsing in on it’self finally? Yep, there’s the black hole. . . Eating up everything.

That’s. . . quite terrifying, actually!

Cracks, you can kinda brush them off, but a black hole, *sucks in breath* that’s good.

Alright, Vriska you better open up that chest and get the weapon, because everything’s literally falling apart around you.

O.K., so what is the form of the weapon this time?

Is it still the house?

Young Caliborn. . .

Oh that turn, that gave me chills! Watching him turn towards the clock.

Wh-Oh! It’s the pendulum! It’s the pendulum for the clock! He broke it!

What does that symbolize or signify?

He’s just having a magical girl moment, here.

Yep, it’s the house symbol.

So what is it gonna do?

Oh! This music too!

Oh my goodness.

Oh yeah, ‘cause it was, uh, it sucked in the power of John, Jade, Rose, and Dave. So it’s gonna. . . release them to fight Lord English?

Is that what’s happening-OH MY GOD, that’s so cool! So big and KOOSH!

Oh s-Lord English is so scary looking and Caliborn’s so cute looking, but he’s also super evil ‘cause he’s the same dude.

So now is he gonna use the crowbar and destroy the clock?

So yeah, that has time powers released, but the clock has to get fixed because later on Doc Scratch has it.

Oh my goodness, I’m still so confused.

Oh! Aradia! Go back! Aradia, what are you doing? She wanted to watch this whole place break apart! That’s what she’s doing, watching everything break apart!

Oh my goodness.

Ooh! Uh, the Alpha SBURB door flipped and turned into white SBURB.

*laugh* Karkat just shrug. “Whatever.”

[unintelligible] and it flipped.

And Jade. . .

Which planet is that? Is that your planet? I-I can’t quite tell. . .

Or is that. . . Skaia itself? [Looking back that’s a stupid thing to guess, the frog is in Skaia right now, she can’t have it.]

Oooh, gears and time and that’s cool.

And. . . Stuttering continues.

Or. . . Is that supposed to. . . Is that Earth?

I’m-I still don’t quite know.

There’s the meteor. Looking a lot more realistic than we’ve ever seen it before.

So wait, is this the creation of the universe they made? ‘Cause rocks and trees are suddenly appearing.

I’m still nnnot quite sure what’s happening.

Of course the. . . Statue of Liberty and Serenity? I think? Still have no clue if that’s Serenity or a random firefly.

Can Town plans! Yaaaay!

Ohhhhh yaaaaaay! OHHH! LOOK AT THE CAN TOWN! Oh my gooood!

Literal Can Town!

Ahhhhh!

Oh I’m so happy! *gasp* John, Roxyy, and Calliope are-Oh my god!

Look at the babies!

“Thanks for playing”-Oh my god!

Oh my god, look it’s saying that in the clouds-Noooo.

Oh my goood!

Oh they got their happy ending!

I’m sure there’ll be  a lot of stuff that I’m confused about when this is all said and done, but I’m just so happy in the moment right now!

Ahhhh! All the carapacians!

Ah, the light of democracy! Look! There’s a nakodile and uh, a salamander!

Jake and Dirk are playing soccer!

Oh there’s a picnic and Jane’s finally hanging with her dad! Finally.

Oh my god!

Ah, Calliope’s so tiny!

WOAH. Dad has his mouth!

What the fuck, Dad has a mouth!

Caliborn, I can’t look at you having your magical boy moment because Cali-because Dad has a mouth!

Seriously, what?

That’s the freakiest thing I’ve seen in the entirety of Homestuck.

*sigh*

Well. . . Homestuck

Well. So that sure was a thing.

Props to the artists and stuff, I guess. Fully animated is impressive. But... no closure, so many loose ends, like.... idfk. 

I’m kinda bummed bc some little part of me kept hoping that he’d blow us all away in the end but I guess I was right.... spectacle and little else. Unless that was a ll a psyche and we’ll get the real ending later??? But for now...