Me: ... Wait, did you just say cute BOYS on your dash?

Aza: Nooooo, cute GORE on my dash.

jfc jessi

2. Rough sex or soft sex?If I have to pick only ONE… Nn that’s a hard one, I love both! But probably rough. Not TOO rough, though. No blood or anything.

3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?A preposterous amount. Mild choking, hair-pulling, dirty talk (especially being called a slut), being pinned down, moaning (the other person), and a variety of other things.

8. Sex on the bed, couch, or floor?Sorry to sound boring, but bed. There’s too much opportunity to fall off a couch, and the floor just sounds uncomfortable.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?Once by my mom. It was really embarrassing.

16. A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Oooh that’s a hard one… Maybe “Bass Down Low” by Dev.

17. A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?Another hard one! I’m sure a love song, but I don’t know which one. Actually, “As Long As You’re Mine” from Wicked would be a good one.

19. Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Oh man, I hadn’t even THOUGHT of the bath. But I’d stick with the shower anyway. ouo

21. Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Never even had a twosome. But yeah, I probably would!

26. Something that will never fail to get you horny? Someone pulling my hair and calling me their good little slut uwu

27. Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night sex <3

28. Favourite body part on the opposite sex?Mmm, probably the torso.

29. Favourite body part on the same sex? Ummm… Hips or legs, maybe. 

Audino: sNORTS

girlfriend: likes thing

me: omg

me: girlfriend likes thing

me: i should try thing

me: this thing will bring us closer bonding time yay