There's a huge library in the Black family's summer house and Regulus decides to visit it (because it's better to do that than listen to his brother ramble on about Remus Lupin) and finds a diary.

It's a witchcraft diary from his dead great-grandmother written in Latin (because WE ALL KNOW LATIN IS A DEAD LANGUAGE, HAHA) and he decides to read some parts as a joke (because Regulus is a Black man and obviously Black men know Latin and are skeptical of all religions and supernatural things that exist).

And that just leads to having a demon stuck to your side all the fucking time.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, POV Hermione Granger, Cunnilingus, Sex, Oral Sex, Party, Alternate Universe - America, Alternate Universe - Fraternity, Alternate Universe - Muggle, frat boy draco malfoy, Drinking, Enthusiastic Consent, Draco is obsessed with Hermione's ass, Theo is a Little Shit, Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson Friendship, Meddling Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy is Good at Sex, Draco Malfoy Has a Large Cock, hermione granger is kind of a dork, Smut, Sexual Tension, Banter, backwards hat agenda Summary:

“Come play beer pong with me. I need a partner.”

She licks her lips and half turns her head to look at her friend. “I can’t. I’m here with—”

“She can!” Pansy shoves her lightly from behind.

Hermione turns around to glare at her friend and finds her staring at her sternly, communicating with her eyes to go with Draco.

“Go on, Granger. Have fun. Use protection.”

“Pansy!” she whisper-scolds.

“I’ll take care of her, Parkinson. You can count on me,” Draco says. When Hermione turns back to look at him, he’s smiling, mischief dancing in his grey eyes. “Shall we?”

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A thought just hit me. Why do we just accept that AU!Muggle means that there is no magic?

Like make sense muggle means non-magical, but to be non anything there has to be something. To be non-magical, there has to be magical, and for there to be magical in fics (for some reason), it has to be non-Muggle AU, except that isn't an AU that's HP's known Universe.

So, AU!Muggle means no AU, just focused on muggles. But most of the time Canonically Magical become Muggles so it is AU!Muggle. And that means that it is not HP's universe but an AU.

So most AU!Muggle fics are... well, AU!Muggle.

Except that for the word Muggle to exist, there has to be magical folk bc Magical folk call Muggles... Muggles. And for there to be magical people, it simply goes back to HP's known reality. Except that some characters are non-magical as compared to being magical. So it's an AU!someCharactersAreMuggles or AU!MainCharactersAreMuggles (Lets say AU!MainChM)

Except AU!MainChM doesn't male sense bc if main characters are muggles it's not magical at all, esp considering side characters usually don't do magic either.

So, to say it has magic doesn't make sense. But if there's no magic it's AU!Muggle.

So it goes full circle and so I need my brain sorted and ask @lostwriter--xx3 why my brain works like this (is it a side effect of being a ravenclaw?)

Also have a fic idea now and I'm going to post it @hpfanficsworld

1- Your username would be...

@r_a_b

(This doesn't need an explanation, but I'll give it: These are his initials, which he also uses as his signature. You have no idea how upset he felt when Instagram didn't allow him to put RAB and he had to put r_a_b instead).

2- Your profile picture would be...

(This picture is special to him because it was the last picture Sirius took of him before the Potters adopted him. It was during the holidays. The four of them were staying at Marble Noir.)

3- His last three posts would be...

"I only like this photo for a reason. And that reason is Barty. He took the photo"

(This photo received about 20,000 likes and 32 comments. Most were from random people highlighting how beautiful it is, among those random people are Narcissa and Barty. Another noteworthy comment is from Evan, saying how much fun they had had at the skating rink that day).

"Why don't you guess who I took a picture of?"

(This photo received about 15,000 likes and 80 comments. They all said some pretty crazy names, even tagged some celebrities. Only Evan got the answer right... "Emmeline Vance, you took a picture of Emmeline Vance.")

"AAAAAAAAAAH! DRACO IS ALREADY HERE!"

1- Your username would be...

@barty.c18

(His nickname, the initial of his middle name... although everyone would think it's the initial of his last name, and the date of Regulus's birthday)

2- Your profile picture would be...

(This picture was taken by Evan, during the train ride to Hogwarts. Barty loves it because Regulus said it looked good on it.)

3- His last three posts would be...

"Let's pretend I took this phyto while sober 🤪"

(It received 18,000 likes and 20 comments: one was from Horace Slughorn, threatening to take away his prefect badge, and one was from Regulus, a nearly endless stream of drooling hearts and faces)

"Hello. My name is Doris and I like to get tangled up in my owner's hands. I also get cranky if they don't give me another rat to eat"

(This photo received 20,500 likes and more than 50 comments: among them were one of Regulus, greeting the snake and another of Evan, threatening to throw it into the fire if he saw it snaking on his stuff)

"Happy birthday to my personal idiot deterrent, my confidant, my best friend, my favorite quidditch player (even if I don't understand half the words he says), my french tutor (which leaves me with an erection all kinds), the love of my life, and my soul mate ❤ Happy birthday, Reggie. My Reggie ❤"

Ese partido fue estupendo, así es como se juega fútbol de verdad. Le diré a papá que vaya comprando los boletos para la final

—dice, mirando como la chica frunce el ceño, dejando el whiskey de lado— tiene un sabor extraño, tráeme otro.