* (for both the baes)
send me a * and an url and my muse will talk about that muse whilst drunk
"Signa -- fuck I can't say his name either pffffft. YEAH HE'S A COOL LIL' MECH, though his alt mode leaves a lot to be desired I mean c'mon, seriously, a Honda? Nah all that aside he's a brave little slagger, for real, I'd want him on m'team any day yEAH YA' HEARD ME. He took out that shitty copter that went after him. The fuck's his name? Stick-In-Ass? That sounds 'bout right. FUCKIN' ASSHOLE THAT ONE HE TOOK M'ARM OFF oh primus that makes me fUCKIN' MAD NEXT TIME I'MMA' SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT INSTEAD OF A BOMB WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT WHO EVEN IS THAT SHADE OF GREEN, ANYWAY? Shitty 'Cons, that's who."
A pause.
"UGH what a piece of shit nex' time it'll be HIS arm and then some, FUCKIN' HELICOPTERS MAN THEY ALL HAVE PROBLEMS STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."















