trivial blocker
Issue priorities. They are fucking wrong on almost every issue tracker I have seen. The crown of nonsense of course belongs to Atlassian with their JIRA used by +35k companies.
Look at this list: bloker, critical, major, minor, trivial.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Does blocker means that something should be done as fast as possible because has the highest priority or it simply blocks other issue or someone's cock? Does critical means that we should probably grab fire hoses because our company is apparently on fire or it simply means that this task has a more importance than a major of our city?
What does trivial mean? It is this that trivial one line change that makes your code not working at all? Or is it something that nobody cares about?
I came up on some photography metaphor: this is like casting aperture (bug impact) and shutter speed (project dependency) settings on one axis. I just can't imagine how this would work.
