#atla crackposts

aang

[alt text: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.” John scrunches his face together to look innocent.] 

katara 

[alt text: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.” John impersonates his father while gesturing out into the crowd.] 

sokka

[alt text: “Now then, back to my hunch.” John stands proudly, impersonating a detective.] 

toph 

[alt text: “'cause you know how you lie to your parents.  So...” John says into a microphone casually.] 

suki 

[alt text: “Do not fuck with me.” John gestures aggressively with his right hand, looking in the direction it is pointing in.] 

zuko 

[alt text: “you know how I’m filled with rage?” John crouches down and looks up, pretending he is a child having a conversation with an adult.] 

mai 

[alt text: “I’ll keep all of my emotions right here” John gesturing to his chest/heart “and then one day I’ll die.”] 

ty lee

[alt text: “Like, are you familiar with the Cirque du Soleil, Sam?” John asks directly to an audience member.] 

azula

[alt text: “None of us really know our fathers.  Anyway...” John walks across the stage.] 

iroh 

[alt text: “Because I don’t look like someone who used to do anything.” John says into a microphone.] 

appa 

[alt text: “If you even fucking look at me I will stomp you to death with my hooves.” John gestures aggressively with his left hand, lifted near his face.] 

momo