6 years ago this precious goofball got an Honorary Doctorate!
Iāve watched the video of her speech so many times! In honour of the occasion, hereās my favourite part, a quote thatās stuck with me for 6 years and will stay with me for life:
āBy following your heart and your passion and your gut, and by doing it with the unassailable integrity of which we are all capable, you will become what you are meant to be. We spend so much time worrying about whatās coming down the road at us instead of just living in the moment. Donāt be afraid of whatās coming down the road... unless itās a big 18 wheeler and then you should probably be afraid and jump out of the way Iām just saying but...
Donāt follow someone elseās idea of what you should be. Be it your parents or your friends or perhaps most pervasively, the media. No one can tell you or teach you what your life should be, you learn it simply by living.
And weāre all told about this great ideal of success. Success! Itās ridiculous and illusive. Success is not a bank account or a job tittle. Success is waking up in the morning and looking forward to that day. Success is putting your head on your pillow at night and being proud of how you lived that day. Success is choosing a path or a partner or a job or a hobby that makes you smile or that makes you laugh. Success is living a life with compassion, joy and genuine wonder and giving that compassion, joy and wonder back to others. Always, always give back. Believe me I say it is the most meaningful and satisfying thing you will ever do.ā
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I have some rare time off and deicded I would like to spend it writing another post because its been a long time and I love this show and itāll help me be less stressed about life and work!Ā
We all love Upgrades so I thought this could be a fun one to do today! I also just love how much you guys enjoy these posts so thank you for being wonderfulĀ
As always, Iāll almost defienitly swear so consider yourself warned.Ā
Nice shot of the gate
SAMāS HAIR
SHEāS SO CUTE
Tokāra are starting to annoy Jack and honestly same
āDonāt get me wrong Carter, your dads great, love him like a brotherā
What about a father in law???
just a thought
Boys stop gagging over a pretty girl
Ew Daniel thats so gross
āLooks like trouble to meā ew
Samās fucking face
Sheās so C U T E
Daniel stop flirting with every woman you meet
Anise annoys me tbh
Sorry not sorry
No shit Daniel
Jack is judging SO HARD
Iām actually a fan of the caterpillar on Tealācās face.Ā
I genuienly donāt hate it
Of course it doesnāt work on the Tokāra.Ā
Why would anythingĀ
Wow Anise you seem awfully suspicious with how desparate you are to get those bands on our space babies...
Sorry Sam is so beautifulĀ
like SO BEAUTIFUL
CREDITS
Theyāre so boring this season no offenceĀ
END CREDITS
JANET
she looks so fucking good omgĀ
her HAIR
Anise go HOME youāre so ANNOYINGĀ
Jackās neck I-
Jack and Tealāc fighting is cute
I love their friendship
aw poor Tealāc
heās out coldĀ
Jacks hair is messy and cute
Janet is not impressed at all
āIām sorryā
āno you are notā
āYouāre right about that!
fucking Jack making a comment about his strength and Janetās face I love them
Jack reading super fast and Daniel not being able too is hilarioius to me
Mostly because I dislike Daniel
LolĀ āwant me to read it to you?ā
Sam sitting in the dark
Janet visiting her with her messy hair and looking so cute and wonderful
I love her
lemme protect her
sheāll need it
Sam, I donāt trust Anise
Jack chil youāre gonna break the machineĀ
that fucking beanie
i hate it
Jack broke the ball
Iām quiet during this scene because I Do Not Care TM about Daniel and Anise
Janet looks so annoyedĀ
and I donāt blame her
I agree with Janet
take them off
ah but they canātĀ
janet and hammond are ready to slap anise and Iām HERE FOR IT
Jack might not be concerned Tealāc, but I am
jack what did that punching bag ever do to you, you dork
SAm is WRITINGĀ a BOOK with her new found power I hate her
Sam and Janet are beautifulĀ
and their friendship could have been beautiful
if TPTB knew how to write decent women
āits just so damn exciting sirā I love him
poor Siler omg
why is it always him
canāt he catch a break
aw theyāre all locked up
Steak.Ā
THEYāRE BREAKING OUT
FUCK SHE LOOKS GOOD
LIKE SO GOOD
AND THEYāRE BOTH WEARING LEATHER JACKETSĀ
THEY LOOK SO GOOOD
FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF POTATOESĀ
I LIKE THE TASTE BETTERĀ
SAM STOPĀ
YOUāRE TOO MUCH
MY TINY COLD HEART CANNOT TAKE ITĀ
defying a direct order but who cares
Jack there is a large, huge MASSIVE difference between steak and earth
the story about that shot with the pool is always funny to meĀ
JACK LOOKS GOOD
SO GOODĀ
WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS AND THE LEATHER AND THE GREY AND I-
he isĀ a geek
Daniel donāt do it
oh he did it
Samās even telling him not to do it
bloody hellĀ
can we have a chat about how hot Jack and Sam are?Ā
Not make them stupid lolĀ
they were already stupid, HammondĀ
theyāre space babies
theyāre looking so sory for themselvesĀ
no you canāt Daniel
VERY HUNGRY SIR
more of a scuffle sir
ACTUALLY IT WAS YOUR IDEA... SIR
the fucking sass
the FUCKING S A S SĀ
ugh
UGHĀ
I AM SO SICK OF ANISEĀ
bitchĀ you brought those arm bands there so they could do stuff for you
the Tokāra are always out for themselves and no one else
they barely do anything to help the taurāi and it pisses me off
Sam looks so cute
Hammond, every mission is a suicide missionĀ
sam is SO CUTE
HER HAND-
SORRYĀ
SHEāS REALLY HOTĀ
AND ADORABLE
I WANNA PROTECT HER
Thta was a lot of science talkĀ
aww the little hatĀ
so CUTE
look at em go
kicking jaffa butt
speeding around the place
HER HAIRĀ
I CANNOT STAND HER
SHEāS SO CUTE
wow thats a big ship
arm band is no longer workingĀ
surprise surprise it happens in the middle of an important missionĀ
oh Hammond is MAD MADĀ
Anise and you can bugger off
Janetās face is likeĀ ādid this bitch really just say what I think she just saidā
NO SAM
JACK NO
OH BOYĀ
OOOOOOHHHH BOOOOOYYYYY
FAM I HATE THEM AND I LOVE THEM
THIS IS HONESTLY HEART BREAKINGĀ
BECAUSE THEY OLY NOW REALISE HOW IN LOVE THEY AREĀ
FUCK OFF
I LOVE THEM AND I HATE THEMĀ
BUT I LOVE THEM MOREĀ
i got a new computer today and the SOUND QUALITY IS SO MUCH BETTER
Aw Sam woke up firstĀ
lol he wakes up funnyĀ
heās gonna do anything he can to help her
āyou gotta get out of here sirā
āso do youāĀ
STOP IT YOU LOVE STRUCK NERDS
RUN BABIES RUNĀ
GET YO ASES OUT OF THERE
Look at that little jump over the rock
theyāre in soooo much trouble
the fact these space babies didnāt get court marshalled a mllion times still shocks meĀ
ouch
that had to hurt
nice camera work
I AM VERY WELL GENERAL HAMMOND
lolĀ
i fuking love TealācĀ
what a sweetheart
i love him
could be a little less sarcastic to the Tokāra Jack
I hate them as much as you do but no need to make things worse for yoruselfĀ
this is why they never help youĀ
cause you are sassy to them
Final Thoughts:Ā
I love this episode
I love the silly space babies
I love Sam and Jackās outfits when they go for steak
I love Samās hair
A lot
I love Sam in red
its a good colour for her
I genuienly hate the TokāraĀ
theyāre useless
Jacob is ok
Martouf is mostly ok
the rest kinda suck tbh
Janet Deserved Better
all in all its a fun episode and I love it and it gives me the giggles which is what we all need right now
So tell me, beautiful people, what is our favourite moment from Upgrades? Lemme know and thanks for reading!Ā
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As if I havenāt already had a bad morning, lets emotionally torture ourselves shall we. Here is my running commentary:
Under a read more cause it was 8 pages of notes.Ā
That Previously On just shows that the main point of this episode is to get Sam and Jack together so if yāall donāt think theyāre together after this, I have some news for you.
Gucci Douchebag making an appearance in the Previously On is not my idea of fun
JACOB I MISS YOU I AM ALREDY CRYING GOD HELP ME
Alright the episode has started with KERRY JOHNSON LOVE OF MY LIFE
Sam, you canāt be jealous, youāre literally MARRYING ANOTHER MAN.
Lol Jack you moron as if Daniel would walk through the door right now.
Sam is glaring at you funny just fyi.
But heās right, Daniel is just waiting for yāall to be nice about him.
Oma I would like to order a plate of fucks to give about Danielās story at this point
Tealāc of the Tauāri is a cute title I love that man
Aww I feel so proud of Tealāc.
FUCK OFF PETE
JAAACOOOB
Pete is so cringy
Jacob let Jack call him Dad once.. Pete has to wait until after marriage.
This is awkward as fuck
Pete you are so insensitive,
Jacob hates him. Same honestly.
You can tell he hates him tho, heās not hiding it. My partners mum did a better job and sheās homophobic.
Sam is SO NOT in love with this guy
Oma being cryptic, checks out
Anubis makes me wanna punch someone.
This episode is really just tying up loose threads (probably hence the title) but its nice to know Pete is considered a loose thread š
Tealāc having to decide between the Jaffa and the Tauāri is sad
Agh the newspaper and Daniel finding out about plans is an aggravating storyline
āIām gonna marry himā reads the same as āDad, I am happyā. Honey who are you trying to convince??? We donāt believe you.
āI know how happy he makes youā *Cut to Sam who looks nonchalant* *cut to Jacob who knows exactly what heās doing and what heās doing is attempting to stop her marrying Gucci Doucebag*
Selmak isnāt alive to make that call Jacob stop lying
IāM GONNA CRY AGAIN
She is really thinking about this. Like she looks like sheās second guessing herself constantly.
KERRY
JACK
KERRY AND JACK
JACK AND KERRY
WAKING UP TOGETHER
OH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
I love how soft and tender he is with her, I imagine heād be the same with Sam.
I love how he cuddles her and kisses her and plays with her hair and that hand on her face I--- *insert heart eyes*
I just really love them so much I wish we got more of soft, boyfriend Jack
Trouble in Jaffa land lol
I think he did really like her though.
Anyway back to Half Ascended!Daniel
Oma ya shouldnāt have helped the first two times, thatās the fucking problem babe
I literally do not give a shit about Daniel, Iām sorry. I really try but I canāt
OH NO THE PHONE CALL SCENE
She is SO sick of Gucci Douchebag
I canāt believe he called her at WORK over FLOWERS
AND SAYING ITS URGENT FUCK SAKE
I love Peter in the back
Jack watching her
Jacob is playing matchmaker so hard I fucking love him
Samās face tho is sooooo funny LIKE DAD SHUT UP WE DONāT MENTION THIS IN FRONT OF MY CO
Oh the little sigh he does before telling her to go pick flowers I canāt handle that man, heās so heartbroken its like a lost puppy
Jack smiles but his eyes say oh yeah, I lost her and sheās happy with someone else now. PLOT TWIST: sheās miserable
Sam looks hurt because she still loves Jack
FUCK ME IT HURTS THEY DESERVED MORE
Jacob donāt play dumb babe, we know what youāre trying to do
Oh she MAD MAD at Dad
Why is it ok to break some rules and not others, you ask? Because yāall are white and can get away with it?
Oma just stop helping people. You donāt need to help them, just stop. I donāt want to be an ascended being yāall suck
Chocolate or vanilla like go HOME WE DONāT WANT YOU HERE
Sam shaking her head no about getting blown up by aliens is so cute I love her so much
This feels like friends talking
Or like these two people I know who claim theyāre in love but its always soooo awkward around them.
Generally speaking thatās my type like you havenāt had two alien boyfriends in the last 8 years babe
āI have a surprise for youā YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING HOUSE WITHOUT TELLING HER YOU CRETIN
THATāS NOT A SURPRISE THATāS CONTROLLING AND WEIRD
I hate that she looks happy. Donāt get me wrong I want her happy, I really do. And as much as Iām sure she loved Pete, she wasnāt in love with him. But I suppose she was happy for the first time with some one she could have⦠feelings are complicated, best not to have them honestly.
Jack has really long eyelashes. Just an observation.
Thatās a lotta sugar, Danny boy. And Its not gonna make you any sweeter, I promise.
I love that he took the cup with him like heās gonna drink it with THAT much sugar in it
Exposition, exposition, exposition.
Go away Anubis ya pain In the arse.
Oh the HOUSE
Have I said how much I hate that outfit cause I hate that outfit
It is a beautiful house to be fair but likeā¦
Look at the PANIC in her eyes
I already have a problem with how they got engaged and the fact they stayed together after he STALKED HER.
Peteās ability to control a situation and guilt trip her (literally he ran away and had her investigated by the FBI when she wouldnāt tell him about her work) reminds me of my ex. Which is probably why I hate him so damn much.
THE DECK SCENE
HER LOOKING AT HIS HOUSE
THE MUSIC
HE LOOKS GOOD IN DARK BLUE
IāM SORRY ITS ALL IN CAPS IāM TYPING AND WATCHING AND IāM SCREMING ON THE INSIDE DEAL WITH IT FAM IāM SORRY
THAT SMALL GRIN ON HIS FACE WHEN SHE SAYS SHEāS BEEN WORKING UP THE NERVE TO COME AND TALK TO HIM
TRUTH IS IāVE BEENTRYING TO WORK UP THE EVER FOR A LOT LONGER THAN THAT STOOP
ITS NOT GREAT JACK
YEAH BUT JACK HAS AN EVEN NCER HOSUE
SECOND THUGHTS
YES YOU ARE. GIANT MISTAKE INFACT
SHEāS REHEREDSE THIS SO MANY TIMES
KERRY FUCK OFFF NOW IS NOT THE TIME SWEETIE
THE BEER LOL
UES IT IS AWKKWARD
JACKS FACE OUCH
KERRY IS SO SWEET ASKING HER TO STAY FOR LUNCH
NO NOT DAD FUCK
Kerry caught him looking a little too long tbh
Iām not editing typos out of that btw it shows my rage
DAAAAAAD
JACOB YOU SWEET MAN
Oh sam honey Iām so sorry
Iām gonna cry again
FUCK OFF DANIEL JFC I literally do not give a shit
I only found out about Carmenās death a couple months ago so Iām not gonna handle this well fam
Oh no
Iām typing and not looking again
Because Jacob is gonna tell her to go after Jack
I canāt breath
Six years ago
Iām not letting that go
Itās a continuity fuck up
Not that important but drives me nuts
No youāre not
Heās talking about jack
Come on sam heās not dum
Everything you want is a house, a marriage and JACK
KERRY
LOVE OF MY LIFE
BREAKING UP WITH JACK FOR THE GREATER GOOD
I really like YOU Kerry
Heās so sad
He really liked Kerry
Retire please sir
Bye Kerry, I miss you already <3
If he told Sam he loved her right now sheād drop everything for him
Heās contemplating it
Heās confused but heās thinking abut it because sheās stressed right now and ENGAGED but damn Kerry makes good points
More explanation and blah blah
Like if this was the main point of the story, there would be more talk of it outside of Daniel and we wouldnāt have just had 20 straight minutes if Sam and Jack pining over each other
Sorry can we talk about how PETE put a down payment on a house with OUT talking to her?? What if she didnāt like the neighbourhood?
Sorry Iām still mad about that
To be fair that green does look good on Daniel
Oma looks so proud
THEN STOP -B R E A K I N G- IT YOU GOOSE
Fuck sake woman
Iām so emotionally traumatised by this episode that I canāt remember half of what is added and half of whats in the 40 minute cut because I am repressing it lol. Obviously the scene with Kerry and the ones with Pete
NO JACOB
AND JACK BEING THERE FOR SAM
AND THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID I LOVE YOU ALL OVER AGAIN
SORRY I NEED A TEN MINUTE BREAK TO CRY
OK Iām back
Sam looking at her like he wants to tell her he loves her breaks my tiny stone cold heart even more
He didnāt actually NEED to put his arm around her but they both actually really did need it
The way she rubs her thumb on his hand and leans into him I fucking canāt
AND MORE DANEIL FFS
Sorry I just feel like this was supposed to be the A plot, Dakara was the B plot and Sam/Jack was the C plot but it ended up Sam/Jack = A, Daniel and Anubis = B, Dakara = C
Took ya long enough to catch on, Danny boy
Good BYE PETE
You didnāt know shit from the beginning go home
Thatās the same shade of blue Jack had on before⦠interesting
I mean it does have something to do with her fatherā¦
She will, babe, donāt stress
To be fair, to give him some credit, he took it like a champ
But also donāt be a creep ya know
Why does Samās jacket look awkward
She just looks awkward this entire sequence
INCOMING WORMHOLE
What, pray tell, is the point of the self destruct if it doesnāt blow up the gate? Isnāt that part of the point?
Daniel ya tit, thatās not gonna work
Fuck YEAH OMA
BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS
Now Daniel can come back to earth and be with Vala thanks
Literally the only time I like him is with Vala and then its with a push
This seems a little too convenient tbh
I know it was OMA but this episode just feelsā¦. Disjointed
Ah but will you destroy it? Probably not knowing the Jaffa
I wonder if Sam and Jack have spoken by now. Clearly not the same day because different clothes.
Iād say two days since Dad?
Ack Naked!Daniel
Jack is so AWKWARD I LOVE HIM
SAM CANāT LOOK AT HIM
BRAāTAC IS ENCOURAGING THIS BULL SHIT
F I S H I N G
I can believe it, Sam.
Sheās leaning towards him
Aw that giggle
That look she gives him
Theyāre so happy
This was the perfect ending
It should have finished there
How much time passed between then and s9 I wonder
At least a month right because Sam had been away a month?
Well that was good.
Hurt my heart but it was good
Final notes:
Jacob and Janet deserved better
I want more Kerry
They should have stopped at s9
Sam and Jack are together now, TRY and convince me otherwise
Iām thinking of smutty fic ideas for the cabin please stop me
Thanks for coming along on that emotional roller coaster ride. Ended up being 9 pages of dot points so Iām sorry! But I feel like Iāve said my bit.
On todays episode of Heather doesnāt have anything better to do with her time and wants to re-watch episodes sheās seen 8 times/in the last 2 months, I will be rewatching Broca Divide and giving my thoughts in the form of dot points. It makes me laugh, it makes you laugh apparently and its just a bit of fun. I will try and put these all in one place at some point so we can find them all.Ā
Warning: I donāt like Daniel in this episode (or most for that matter) so if Daniel is your fave, look away!
Really pretty shot of the mountain
dress blues fuck
they look so good
like really fucking good
Sam is like āsir did you just sass the General?ā
she just rolled her eyes at him and did the little grin when he joked about the names being too complicated sheās so cute and adorable
Jack looks really really good
Like they both look so fucking good in those dress uniformsĀ
I have a thing for uniforms apparentlyĀ
but they both look good in dark blue its not my fault
Sassy Daniel
Silly Daniel (not my perscription)
Silly Jack making Sam smile (why doesnāt the MALP have one of these?)
I love them already
Sheās so young.. such a baby space hero
FLYBOY
my cuppa tea is STRONG i messesd up
Night vision cam
Whomp they got jumpedĀ
Yeah shooting works too
They were PEOPLE, Daniel.Ā Come on, i was starting to like you
CREDITS
I have VERY strong memories of waking up as a kid and walking past a tv that had been left on and seeing these exact opening credits when I was a kid.Ā
AMANDA YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
especially that shot of them coming through the gate with the purple sky, I strongly remember that.Ā
Does Daniel ever know whats going on/what it is/where they are/what it means?Ā
I also call it rape and agree we should stop it fuck you Daniel, wtf?!?!?!
I donāt care if you think its how pre historic men mate, its fucking rape you ass hole what the fuckĀ This isnāt a prehistoric time, you didnāt time travel, you can interfere. How Sam did not deck you at all during the last two episodes is BEYOND MEĀ
The Untouched.Ā
ooooh sun
JACK AND SAM BEING ADORABLE AND JOKING AROUND STOP MY HEART I LOVE THEM
I remember when my friends and I watched this and we were joking about how Jack went grey really quick andĀ @allofthecaffeine said it was because he had to parent Daniel. I died
Scruffy Jack looks SO FUCKING GOOD WTF
he is so aesthetically pleasing honestly
Jack stop being sarcastic
Daniel stop
Youāre not gonna find out why now either, Daniel. No body cares about the bulls.
I mean I kinda wanna know but not the point
Thats a lot of yes sir from Daniel, sto being a tit. I know you wanna look at this shit but its not what youāre actually there for babe.Ā
Daniel stop interupting ffs shut up
Jack wake up honey
Uh oh
Marine looks unhappyĀ
Samās little smile I love her
Jack doesnāt sound happy but he will be. He will learn to love his scientific girlfriend and their archaesologist son
āplease release me, Lt. Johnsonā Tealāc is everything. Heās the best. I love Tealāc.Ā
Makepeace being Makepeace
Tealāc just stops the punch with one hand like its nothing lolĀ āI would prefer to not hurt this manā lolĀ
Daniel helping Sam out cause heās a good friend, kinda sweet
Jesus those poor guysĀ
Sam rushing to help because Sam is the best
oh FUCKĀ
LOCKER SCENE
OH SHIT
TANK TOP
WE ALL DO
TANK TOP
NO NOT LIKE THIS JACK OāNEILL DID YOU JUST ADMIT TO HAVING THE HOTS FOR YOUR 2IC??Ā
CAUSE I MEAN SAME BUT YOUāRE NOT SUPPOSED TO
TANK TOP
HE PUT HIS FACE VERY CLOSE TO HER NECK THERE FOR A SECOND FOR NO REASON, HE WAS THINKING ABOUT IT
I wonder how many times they thought about hooking up in locker rooms after this...Ā
just a thought
poor Sam is always getting tied down to be... I am gonna choose not to finish that sentence
JANET
JAAAANNNNEEEEEETT
LOVE OF MY LIFE
LIGHT OF THE SGC
TINY DOC AS I CALL HER
love the explination of the iso rooms like we needed that info
she looks sso good
she eserved so much better
excellent observation hun, I would never have guessed
strongest offspring huh
JACK GETTING DEFENSIVE ABOUT SAM
SHE SCRATCHED HIS NECK MY GOD
FUCK OFF DANIEL āYOU POOR MANā GET FUCKED
SHEāS NOT YOURS TO CARE ABOUTĀ
OH SHIT JACK HE DIDNāT QUITE DESERVE THAT MUCH OF A BEATING YET
LEAVE THAT UNTIL S8
JANET
SHE IS SO PRETTY STOP IT
I MISS HER
Had to pause cause my mumās making coffee and my kitchen/lounge are one room
So how we all doing?Ā
My aunt has turned up to use my oven because its better than hers
I might not get to finish this yet famĀ
Iām backĀ
I got lunch
ānever seen anything like this on earthā honey you are dealing with ALIENS
Of course you havenāt!
Why you explaining the names, didnāt yāall have a debrief.Ā
MR TEALāC STOP IT THATS SO UCKING CUTE jANET NO
First of many new plaugues, Hammond, donāt stress. This is just a normal day in the office for you
Janetās hair is so bouncy I love her
Poor Jack
Heās having a rough day which isnāt unusual but its rough
Hammond stop stressing, you will be FINE
JANETāS S M I L E
I love her so much she deserved the world
Just the two of us suck it UP DANIELĀ
Once more unto the breach
Thats a great episode of Sanctuary actually. One of my faves
āwe dumped them in a small roomā lol Tealāc you the best
Daniel ffsĀ
Guns again
to be fair theyād frighten me off. P90 is a big fun
so I guess it checks out
uh oh daniels been taken
what a shame
Oh Hammond poor thing
Aww even like this Jack is adorableĀ
RDA sure is a good actor just saying
lol neck scratches ;)Ā
Sorry Iāve said it like eight times but Janet is so, so beautiful.Ā
Permanent brain damage? Sounds like a normal day in the office for these Space Babies
Always the hero, Jack
AW he touched her face
STOP IT I LOVE HER SO MUCH I CANNOT BREATH IāM GONNA C R Y
i love the language in SG1 and all the Goaāuld words
Poor Tealāc. They were v rude to him
YAS TEALāC BEAT SOME ASS SO PROUD OF YOOOOOOU
GET THAT BLOOD
To be honest, I would have left Daniel behind but apparently we donāt do that... soĀ
SAM NO
POOR BABY
LIGHTLY STABBED
POOR SPACE BBY
MR. TEALāC JANET STOOOOOP I CANāTĀ
lots of big words Janet, stop with the big words
more big words
of course heās sure, heās Jack, he wants to help everyone...Ā
well... not everyone but thats fine
LUCY IāM HOME
I AM NOT LUCY
Oh for crying out loud count is at two this episodeĀ
the gate spinning is their entire budget lets be honest
SAMMY
As if Daniel would be d...i guess heās usually dead, isnāt he? Never mindĀ
āDaniel you dog, keep this up youāll have a girl on every planetā WHERE IS THE LIE
WHY IS EVERYONE ATTRACTED TO DANIEL WHEN JACK IS RIGHT THERE I DO NOT UNDERSTANDĀ
More bulls
I love this guys crop topĀ
also those blues are really pretty
Daniel is gonna need a new uniform, thats ones a bit ripped up
S C I E N C EĀ
āThereās our boyā SEE HE IS THEIR CHILD
Aww those little happy grinsĀ
he looks so pleased
OG MY GOD
YES YOU DO REMEMBER
HOWS THE WOUND
WOUND
GOT STABBED IN THE STOMACH
THERE WONT EVEN BE A SCAR
GOOD. i WAS WORRIED YOUāD NEVER WEAR THE TANK TOP AGAIN
I N N A P R O P R I A T EĀ
I N S U B O R D I N A T I O N
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH JFC ITS BEEN 4 EPISODES AND I CANNOT HNDLE THEM
stop flirting with your 2IC but actually never stop
marry her
Final Thoughts
Janet is the light of my life
she deserved the world and was paid dust
fuck the powers that be
how dare they
this episode is so cute and fun
but semi-serious
but like... fun?? IDK i really like Broca Divide
prescious babies are precious
they love each other so much already
TANK TOP!SAM
DRESS BLUES!SAM
DRESS BLUES!JACK
ok iām done
Alright friends, lemme know what you think of this episode. That was fun, I love it so much. Its so fun jumping back from s4 Atlantis (where Iām currently up to) to watch s1 SG1 Sam because sheās such a baby and so precious and now sheās a LEADER bless herĀ
Hello friends! Iām watching SG1 with my Mum today so Iām gonna be taking notes on this sepctacular episode as I go. I love me a Tollan episode!
Thank you for anyone who has been reading these and laughing and talking to me about their thoughts and feelings! I really love hearing others opinions and i honestly didnāt expect anyone to read these but a few people have so thank you!Ā
As always, Iām sorry for any swearing!Ā
NARIM
S1 Space Babies
NARRRRRIIIIIIIMMMMMĀ
That grass is green af
BABY
oh no its a funeral
fucking dress blues with HATS
H A T SĀ
Bit of a sad way to start an episode
Aww he respected SG1 thats a bit cuteĀ
Aww they all respect them...
Narim looks confused. He doesnāt trust the old ladyĀ
I donāt trust her either
Sheās suspicious as fuck
Narim youāre in the way.. move.. I canāt see Sam
Ah thank you
That little bit of leg i cannot
AW HE HELD HER HANDĀ
it was to sneak her somethingĀ
but he HELD HER HAND
I loved them
I love that he calls her SamanthaĀ
Earth is in danger? Again? Sounds like a typical Tuesday
CREDITSĀ
ba da baaaaaa, ba da ba ba baaaaaaa,Ā
Iāll stop
I canāt help it, its so catchy
End Credits
For a funeral lolĀ
Jack stop being sassyĀ
PETER WINGFIELD
OH FUCK
Spend time catching up with Samās boyfriend Narim huh?Ā
Why do all her love interests die
of course we want youR tech, its brilliant
Daniel catch up
Clearly its because Omoc didnāt want to trade and now heās dead, they can.Ā
Come ON
Lol sassing the government
Daniel, now is also not a good time to SASS THE WOMAN ABOUT TO GIVE YOU BIG BOY GUNS
Speaking confidentially doesnāt sound good to me
So you wanna trade but you wanna be sneaky about it
Wow Daniel, way to make it look suspicious you dick
A WHOLE ION CANNONĀ
Seems suspiciousĀ
Tealāc knowing that Narim likes Sam like its a giant secret
she gave him her cat
This shot was designed to emphasise The Butts. TM.
Narim is so sweet
he apologised for calling them primative
Russianās would abosuletly not want you to have the ion cannon
38 CANNONS
THATS A LOT OF CANNONS
Jack it will totally hurt to ask
They absoluetly have ulterior motives
Jack still wants to get big shooty cannons
George wouldnāt waste his time encouraging Jack to be suspicous and skeptical because Jack is ALWAYS suspicious and skeptical
āthese little chats of ours always serve to bring me great joy and ease my mindā thats you CO babe. Donāt sass himĀ
Daniel I am one of us and I DONāT TRUST US NOT TO BLOW OURSELVES UP
Narim is in perfect health
This is good, Iām happy for him
Omocās death wasnāt an accident? WOW WHOāDA THUNK IT
MURDER DUN DUN DUUUUUN
āyou people practive being vauge?ā FUCKING HELL JACK CHILL
āhere is a plan you may not have thought of... give us more than one?ā
Daniel and jack negotiating is hilarious I love them
HIS INTERFACE HAS SAMāS VOICE THATS SO FUNNYĀ
its a little creepyĀ
Hoping she wouldnāt notice lolĀ
she looks so done with Narimās shitĀ
Wow a planet without murder...Ā
i have lunch now
Chips and gravy
Thats one snazzy home
Lol blinded with a slightly hightened sense of smell. Because this smells badĀ
Jack you goose
I love Narim and Sam.Ā
I love his smile
Theyāre so cute.Ā
I donāt ship it. But I love itĀ
Sheās willing to hand over 38 cannons? Just like that?Ā
Yeah sounds suspicious
Tealāc seems to have found something
Whomp a couple of hours of notes erased. Checks outĀ
Sam coming up with more ways to be sneaky
We love to see it
Jackās right, Narim involved himself
Narim you brave baby I love you
āGET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASSā
JACK OāNEILLĀ
CALM YOUR FARM
Jack is as skeptical and suspicious as I am... I think thats why I love himĀ
Poor Narim is really struggling with all this
Heās such a pure guy
Let security come so you can beat their ass
Space Baby and Tollan Baby being sneakyĀ
Uh oh ion cannons arenāt workingĀ
Ship just leaving seems... odd
the floor is green screen
did they give up? Is that why its green screen?Ā
Aww they gotta hold hands
thats so cuteĀ
I love them so much
A weapon of mass destruction!! OH NO
theyāre trying to make a bomb that can travel through walls etc
THEY GOT CAUGHT
OH SHIT
POOR BABIES
Narim back chatting the chancelorĀ
I love this man
PEEEETEEEEERRRRR WIIIINGFIIIIEEEEELLLLLD
(I actually did say it like that)
Mum said: Wow heās hotĀ
Ah shit they gonna shoot Jack
Nah Jack shot them
You right, its a bad sign boo
Tanith
Stop sassing the bad guys Daniel, jfc this is why you die so often
How DARE they joing forces witha Goaāuld
Sounds fake
thATS RIGHT NARIM
YOU STAND YOUR GROUND
Sam and Daniel went FLYINGĀ
RUN NARIM
HIIIDE
Wow Jack
Tealāc is ready to kill
Ah fuck
Now Sam is sassing the GoaāuldĀ
Oh? They arenāt allowed to know his name? INTERESTING
Sounds familiar
Trolly Problem: Save one planet or hundreds?Ā
NOPE
WE DONāT WANT A DEMONSTRATION
OF COURSE THEYāRE GONNA SEND A TEST ONE TO EARTH
GET FUCKED TANITH YOU ASS
LOL Tealāc is winging itĀ
They got caught pretty fast, not surprsisedĀ
Samās right. Theres always a choice.Ā
hey kidsĀ
stop i love you
YAS NARIMĀ
KICKS SOME ASS
I LOVE YOU BABY
Mum: Theyāre gonna kill him arenāt they?Ā
Me: mmmmmm
NO BABY
GO WITH THEM
KISS HER
NARIM NO YOU SHOULDA KISSED HER
OH NO BABY I LOVE YOU
RIP NARIM
Incomming communication sounds... worryingĀ
Aw baby.Ā
Sam is sad
I am sad
Jack is looking at Sam because sheās sad and he knows that
and he loves her
Final ThoughtsĀ
Mum said: well that was a shit ending. Up until the end I was enjoying it but they pulled the rug out form under my feet and I didnāt give them permissions. Also there was sexual tension between Sam and the Hunky One (Narim).Ā
I like that episode but I also hate it because Narim is assumed dead. I love Narim
I love Sam in that episode too with all the sneaky shit. Sneaky!Sam is fun
Also dress blues.Ā
Also Jack swearing.Ā
That was fun! Mum had fun too! I love introducing new people to my favourite show!