#asudjon

What do you mean you don't stomp all over my dreams? I might as well call you Dream Stomper with how many of my dreams you've stepped on! So many are still bruised and sad on the ground demanding kisses to make them feel better.

Wow, drama king! I’m not the stompy sort, so whatever dreams are getting crushed here, that’s on you. I deserve a much sexier nickname than Dream Stomper, I’ll get back to you when I find a name that’s worthy of me instead. And you can get back to me with where those bruises are. I know my kisses have magic healing powers, but I can’t kiss it better if I don’t know what it is. I’m not a mindreader; I have too many other great qualities, piling that on too just wouldn’t be fair.