THE 12 SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC: SPIN THE BOTTLE ARGUMENTS
Aries: let’s play spin the bottle!
Taurus: what are we, high schoolers at a sleepover?
Cancer: What the heck kinda sleepovers were you attending?
Taurus: the same ones as you, Cancer.
Cancer: Yeah, and there was no spin the bottle at those sleepovers.
Taurus: They all waited til after you fell asleep because no one wanted to kiss you.
Cancer: Hey! Not funny!
Taurus: *shrug* not my problem you have no sense of humor.
Leo: No one wanted to kiss you either, Taurus. You just always stayed up too late to wait til you fell asleep.
Taurus: Ha, very funny. You were so dramatic no one wanted anywhere near you.
Libra: Hey, guys. Let’s get along and stop putting each other down.
Scorpio: Ah yes, LIbra the peacekeeper.
Libra: Yeah, you know. I’d like it if all of my friends would get along.
Scorpio: Yup, that’s all it is. No ulterior motive to acting like the sweet, harmonious one.
Libra: Excuse me?
Scorpio: You heard me.
Virgo: Shut up, you two, you’re giving me a headache.
Libra: And that’s what I was trying to prevent.
Virgo: You’re one of the ones giving it to me, Libra.
Libra: *gives an affronted look*
Capricorn: Oh my god, you guys. Do the lot of you ever stop bickering?
Aquarius: I mean, there’s twelve of us. We’re bound to not all get along.
Pisces: Twelve friends, all sitting in a tree!
Sagittarius: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Aquarius: Sagittarius, Pisces, are you implying we’re all participating in an orgy together?
Pisces: What!? No!
Aquarius: Because I like where your mind is at *wink*
Sagittarius: I’m down if you’re down *laughing*
Pisces: Oh my god, you two are disgusting! No, get away from me!
Aquarius: *walking toward Pisces making kissing sounds*
Pisces: Ew! Get away! *runs away*
Taurus: Well........... this god awkward fast.
Aquarius: Oh you know you love it *wink*
Gemini: What....... did I just walk into?
Libra: Trust me, you don’t want to know. Save yourself and walk out.
