So I disappeared from Tumblr for about 4 years. Didn’t write stars for 3.5 years. Got really sick. Got really better. Been posting on Instragram but it’s not as much fun as Tumblr. I’m a bit rusty so be gentle!Â
Aries (21 March-21 April)
You’re not just a pretty face are you Rammy Ram (non gender specific btw). As you pop your skates on to get to the million things you have to do today, you kinda hope that someone notices how goddam awesome you look on wheels. Life is a roller derby, maybe wear knee pads.
Work, work, work. Why do you feel like a work horse Big Bull? Maybe have a chat to the people around you to figure out a plan that doesn’t feel so hard. You’re surrounded by beautiful and valuable people. Recognise them. Listen to them. And life will get easier.
Can you feel a swirling of emotion trying to find its way to the surface Gemmy Gem. Either that or you ate some dodgy sushi. The trick will be to let that emotion register in your heart and mind, rather than skimming across the surface like a water skeeter on absinthe and Red Bull.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why do you keep reflecting the shit I don’t want to deal with? Mirrors can feel mean can’t they Courageous Cancer. The thing is, it’s actually your mind and eyes that are being mean. Today is a great day for letting go of any mean the past three weeks have brought up.
We know you know how to get shit done Leapin’ Leo, even if the rest of the world doesn’t always see it. If detail was a million cockcroaches scuttling across your desk you would lock down every last little sucker. You are getting’ shit done today. Mmmmm…satisfying.
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
The lines are smudgy today Very Virgo. Things, people, emotions, events – nothing will stay neatly in its lane. Trying to Whack-a-mole everything back in its box will only speed up the craziness, and maybe prompt an emotional outburst. Try to go with the flow, it’s bigger than you.
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Somebody left the door to spirits cabinet open and your late great grandma stops by for a nightcap. Rather than be frightened out of your nightie (not gender specific) Luscious Libra, take it as an opportunity to learn something from the old and wise. Forget about the method of delivery.
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
Could you be any more motivated to concentrate on relationships at the moment Super Scorp? Not in an undies-off kind off way. Rather a considered discernment of who to hang out with. How much love are they givin’? And how much are you prepared to return? Remember to use your heart and your head.
Sagittarius (23 November-21 December)
The devil has been hiding at the bottom of a heap of things in the detail drawer. And you, unwittingly, open the drawer only to find a list of things you may have forgotten to do. Problem is, it was written by someone you respect. You got this Saucy Sag, go have a chat and sort this shit out.
Capricorn (22 December-20 January)
The hard work continues Billy Goat, but someone notices how fucking awesome you are today. You didn’t even know you wanted to be noticed, did you? It’s a good day to think about the beliefs you have strapped yourself to and have an ideological spring clean. A new perspective can be liberating.
Aquarius (21 January-18 February)
Your creative soul figures out how to use a compass today Actual Aquarius and your due north pops fleetingly out of the crowd. Maybe, just maybe, you can give your overworked brain a rest and engage some of your other energies. They’d love to come to the party. Breathe it out to the world.
Pisces (19 February-20 March)
It’s the people outside your pond that make the most difference today Little Fish. The trick will be to discern the difference between criticism and assistance. Arseholes are arseholes, you can safely ignore them. If you share your opinions, there are some folks who will catch them and treasure them.
