#assortedvillainvault

I AM IN MIS ER Y YYY Y Y 🎶

Proper wording under the cut in case y'all just wanna look at this fine shitpost <3c

No, thank you so much! That’s really flattering. 🥺❤️ Connor is definitely a creation near and dear to my heart and comes from my fear of death and love for life, as well as my fascination and fear of space. Connor’s attraction to any and all living beings is part of the symbolism that death comes for everyone, so if he were real and knew how you felt, I know he would be delighted and enamored.

Oooooooo I gotta couple, might just make a playlist for him someday!

Hail to the king - Aveneged Sevenfold

It's a classic, It's pretty much his song imo

All Out Life - Slipknot

I think this is a song he can just lose his shit to, like him going absolutely feral to this (LMAO)

Before I forget (live) - Slipknot

I really like the live version of this song for him cus you can hear the audience singing with Corey and I just imagine The Horned Kings army singing like the audience does

Spinning the wheel of terrible takes in 3! 2! 1! Let's goooooo!!! *pained screaming ensues* (wdym it was a wheel of torture? Oh well, my bad dhsjbdk)

Today I wanna be anachronistically annoying, so we're gonna talk about HoKi's coffee preferences!

For the meme, I’d say he likes his coffee just how he likes his soul: dark and bitter. In truth, while not much of a habitual coffee drinker, he’s a Cortado (espresso shot served with an equal amount of steamed milk) enthusiast because 1. A lich needs his calcium and 2. The milk to coffee ratio helps keeping his acidic stomach at bay (yes I did diagnose him with GERD, whatcha gonna do about it? >:3c)

* insert Bugs Bunny meme* OUR Blorbo

*FREE SPACE: I will show him how to love. That's a promise and (mostly) a threat <3c

*FREE SPACE: I SO wanna be her when I grow up. Absolute iconic, a perfect role model, the embodiment of girlboss, gaslight and gatekeep behavior <3c

100 Random Character Development Questions

015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue?

/ He would usually use his words. Though he has enhanced power thanks to his magic. He prefers to use words before using his magic, especially if he's curious.

016. What is their choice of weapon?

/ He uses his magic, though for actual weapons, he goes for a sword. A great sword specifically, as seen in concept art uwu

030. Do they believe in the afterlife?

*something that looks suspiciously like a burlap sack meant for loot is held out - and my pirate costume seems to be...full of sand, if the small pile at my feet is anything to go by. Behind me a stands the ominously glowering form of a purple skinned, long suffering mummy, who may or may not have flung us from the UK to Italy via sand tornado at my insistence*

Trick or Treat, bestie!

*standing at the entrance you see an undead centaur, his bulking frame crouched to fit through the door's frame. His only eye stares at you for a long uncomfortable moment, before shifting its gaze to the reanimated corpse at your side. They lock eyes, and you notice his muscle stiffen as he assesses whether the mummy could pose any potential harm. The silence is deafening, but he eventually decides that no harm will be done tonight. A friend of a friend is our friend as well, or something like that, he thinks to himself as he calls for my name. After a couple minutes, I finally manage to squeeze between the door and the centaur's shoulder, almost spilling the assorted contents of a cauldron shaped candy bowl all over the porch. You make an effort not to comment on the dark purple dragon onesie I'm wearing*

Thal! I didn't expect a visit, man, I feel so underdressed now...

*I briefly tug on the tail of my costume in shame, but the feeling waves almost intantly, replaced by the joy of being in your presence*

Anyway! Here you go <3c *you wonder how they did that with their voice, but once again no plausible answer came*