#assorted barking

"eldest daughter syndrome" but instead of the pop-psychology bullshit the symptoms are aggressively lusting after my sister and being an obscene pervert

hey, no, c'mon. don't cry. big sister holding you in her lap and forcing shots of whiskey into your little mouth, okay?

okay i know i'm only 26 years old and the vast breadth of human experiences are alien to me BUT i think i can confidently say hugging my sister and making my sister laugh are tied for #1

whats the point of having boobs this big if i'm not being ogled and inappropriately felt up by my little sister who knows she can be as straightforwardly gross as she wants towards me because i wouldn't ever dream of saying no to her?

:/ can she please lock in and understand that we were literally made for each other already

a sister is the most important thing you can be. followed by transgender. followed by communist.