#aspharos

🩶 ["I helped" t-shirt]

The Brain better provide him a FAT paycheck each month and varied food at W7 (I'm sure it'll be accurate anyway). HE'S SLAVING AWAY EVERYDAYYY

🧠 dude YORKIE LIKES WORKING WHAT THE HELL? Okay fair I'll work on those things.

Security stopped us at the door and I guilt-tripped them. "How dare you consider not letting us go inside. His wheelchair was stolen just across the street and I didn't want to ruin his day because of a thief's lack of character, you think my poor Husband deserved that?"

They were taken aback but some still didn't believe me. "Are you even really that guy's Husband?- Hey- hey you? Do you know this mister?" So I went "Fiine. Let's see if I can prove it to you all" then I whispered to Beni "okay just keep the act going okay" "Aspharos, WHAT are you making me do" I dropped Benicio, who pretended to be unable to get up. An officer shouted, "THAT'S PROOF HE KIDNAPPED THE MAN" someone was already calling the cops and I had guns pointed at me from all directions.

When the cops arrived, they put in me the police car and by this point I was really into the story. Benicio not so much. The policewoman threw me into the car but accidentally left the door open. I sprinted outta there handcuffed and I think I might have tried to run away with BenBen like this since I'm a Komainu and all

But that cute scene didn't matter cuz they shot a rubber bullet through ma chest anyway. It hurt like a BIIIITCH!