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Part investigation, part turn-based combat, all Cthulhu?

PROMPT: “House of Lamentation’s Debut”

Rating: SFW

Words: 800-900

Characters: Demon Boys + MC / Gender-Neutral Reader

Notes:  I have to say.. At this point, they better rename their group chat as the Gossip Girls for all these gossips they have to their little human.

Anyways, I hope you would all enjoy it!

Breakfast at House of Lamentation had been according to Lucifer’s wishes.

“GUYS! YA WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I GOT ON MY HANDS!”

…

No wonder the dining was all too cozy and fine.

Not that cozy, but cozy enough for his brows to maintain their distance.

It lacked a particular cute clown.

Mammon.

“You have your phone on your hands, my sweet one-digit IQ brother.” Satan remarked, greeting his second eldest with a smirk.

“Hey! Ya better start giving me some respect. I’m your older brother.”

“But not smarter than me.”

“You son of Lu—“

“What is it, Mammon?” Belphegor butt in, the whole argument cut short as the youngest sparked the great Mammoney’s interest back to his discovery.

“Just make it quick.” Beelzebub added; “I still have to work-out what I ate before classes.”

Pouting his lips in defeat for a moment, the atmosphere to his rear in hues of purples and blues all turned to a grin because he, the Avatar of Greed, could sense the bewilderment and curiosity that only he is sure to kill.

“Be prepared, brothers ‘cause for sure y’all be payin—“

“Just play it!” their peach boy demanded, sounding so different from the cheerful flirty tone on his voice.

So much for getting some coins to pay his unpaid bills.

Pressing the triangular button by the center of his last recording, all voices lowered down as the volume blasted to its maximum that even the mere zephyr of the wind shushed down.

Way back when

I was just ten

Simple and sweet

Everywhere

Fellas would stare

Out on the street

And I felt used

Kinda confused

I would refuse to look in their eyes

But now I really love creepy old guys!

We all–

…

“Is that……our little exchange student?”

Lucifer took the first guess before the voice clip could even loop back from the start. It was quite difficult to decipher the recordings with the room’s reverberation and water intervening throughout the voice clip but sure enough, with them accustomed to their little human’s voice, doubt could not seep through from their realization; “Mammon?”

“Yep?” the greedy boy with a greedy smile grinned, unprepared.

With his fingers inviting the black sheep forward, he motioned to be whispering of sorts that only he would know. Of course, for the Avatar of Greed himself, what’s there not to take?

“WERE YOU RECORDING OUR LITTLE HUMAN WHILE THEY’RE ON THE SHOWER?!”

“Whoa!” raising both his hands up without a second thought to it; “Calm down, Luci! I—“

“Calm down?! Do you realize what invasion of privacy you are up to, pervert?!”

“It’s not like I mean it.. I was gonna invite—“

“You did not mean?!!”

“Hey! I was just putting much thought on our band on my way here and hearing our human sing, I thought they could deff. help us out and share it with you before they arrive!”

“For the foremost time in all the millennia I have inconveniently spent with you, that statement made sense.” The shortest of the group piercing through the conversation, making Mammon confident against the Avatar of Pride himself;

“I ain’t taking that as a compliment but think about it guys!” Mammon spoke out, already feeling the dryness on his throat early in the morning; “Our little human could definitely be the lead singer of the band!”

With heads going up and down to that consideration, for the first time, digesting and agreeing with the Great Mammon that he even had Lucifer rubbing his chin, a siren wailed from the chorus of harmony, making all heads spun around;

“lEaD sinGER?!” Nearly choking to his own words, Asmodeus could only describe his facial reaction as something every dermatologist’s nightmare; “But I am the lead singer!”

“You could just be the back-up singer.” Mammon blatantly suggested.

“BACK-UP SINGER?! EXCUSE ME?! WITH THIS GOD-GIVEN BEAUTY, I’LL BE AT THE BACK END OF THE SPOTLIGHT?!”

“Well, our little human has a nice voice. And they are a part of the House of Lamentation.” Beelzebub reasoned out.

“ARE YOU SAYING THAT MY SINGING IS BAD?!?!”

“Well, you provided us with that idea just because you want to highlight your looks.”

“Or you could just have the tambourine. Choose your poison.” Belphegor added, irritated already from the fuss.

“But I came up with the idea!”

“And you are still a part of it.” Adding insult to the injury, it was Satan’s words that made their beauty queen walked off, nose high and eyes unable to reflect how betrayed he is, making his brothers question what is it that made him tick.

Silence.

“So…” Interrupting the dead silence that ensued, Mammon took this as his cue to speak; “Who’s gonna ask our human to take the lead for our first debut?”

Bonus! (´ ∀ ` *)

“Leviathan,

since you are the most attached to subjects within the human world,” Barging in between the not-normie demon’s playlist, it took a while before Lucifer could have the Otaku’s attention; “what was our little human singing?”

“Why?”

“It is quite concerning if our little human think creepy old guys are fascinating… subject.”

Going through his blinky box, rolling his eyes to press pause on his favorite anime OP-ED, being with the eldest felt like being surrounded by a bunch of old people who do not know how to use a browser. Nonetheless, he went on to type on his search engine rather than explaining how.

CREEPY OLD GUY SONG

“It says it

came from Beetlejuice: The Musical, The Musical, The Musi…cal.”

Why so many “the musicals” Leviathan wondered as he bid

farewell, leaving his seat for another lecture as the eldest was soon left alone to ponder on the subject.

“Betelgeuse?”

Munchkin: Quacked Quest coming soon to Nintendo Switch

Carcassonne: Tiles and Tactics

Developer: Asmodee Digital, Firma Studio Publisher:  Asmodee Digital Rrp: £7.19 (Steam) Released: 29th November 2017 Available on: Steam Played Using: Mouse Approximate game length: Between 10 to 20 minutes per game. Welcome to the first review of my Christmas period line-up, during this time I like to play games that all feature some kind of theme. This time I'm focusing on games you play with friends and family. As such I'll be bringing on other people to put forward their own thoughts to these games which I will depict through the use of italics and bold etc. So what is Carcassonne? Well it's a fortified city in France, it's also a tile based board game that has sold over ten million copies and now it's a video game version of the aforementioned board game. Actually this is the second version of the video game that has had significant graphical and user interface improvements.

The aim of the game is to be the player at the end with the most points, which are achieved through claiming tiles by placing meeples (in the board game these are little wooden people) on the cities, roads and monasteries that appear on the games tiles as you lay them. Sounds simple right? That's because it is, but just because the rules are simple doesn't mean that complex tactics can't appear and believe me, they do. This version of Carcassonne works exactly the same way as the tile based game. The AI is not particularly easy to beat on the easy setting, but I love this game no matter what format, I just dont take losing too well : ).

Despite the fact that this game is exactly the same as its mobile/tablet counter part and even allows you to log into a account that links all the games you have you CAN'T restore your purchases. Meaning that the expansions I paid for on my tablet can't be used on my Steam version. This is something that I feel is very wrong because (as I have previously mentioned) all the purchases I made for the tablet version of this game were done through the same linked account. If Star Realms can allow me to restore my purchases why can't this game? It does look pretty, music and sound effects add to the theme of the game making it thoroughly enjoyable and gives you something the board game is missing. It could do with more expansion packs to add to the base game.

»About Carcassonne | The Spiel des Jahres winning board game, Carcassonne, is now available on Android and Steam in 3D! Discover this tile placement game for the first time or play anew in its digital form – build the board with your opponents one turn at a time as you develop the landscape of a medieval fortress city. Build farms and complete roads, but don’t forget this is a tactical game and you'll need to place your Meeples strategically to win the game! Can you become the master of Carcassonne?« ― [Källa]

Ett spel som jag vill minnas @kulturdasset​ har nämnt tidigare som ett rätt kul spel? Tror dock inte den version som fanns tillgänglig då från Exozet finns tillgänglig nu... 

21 spänn känns som ett väldigt överkomligt pris...

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Catan is coming to Nintendo Switch on June 20th

Asmodee Digital, a leader in digital board game entertainment, is pleased to announce that Catan, the acclaimed multi-million seller board game created by Klaus Teuber, will be released on Nintendo Switch on the 20th of June.

The game will be showcased with all the benefits of the Nintendo Switch system while providing players with the full Catan experience. “We are eager to let players play Catan on the Nintendo Switch as we’re sure it will appeal to those who played the board game while also engaging with new audiences having an opportunity to discover this masterpiece. Combining our unique digital expertise and board game roots is key in delivering an immersive experience on par with what critics and players expect from Catan in the digital era,” says Pierre Ortolan, CEO of Asmodee Digital.