#asmo shitpost

"Time to find the abortion clinic"

"Finally got my appointment set up *wheeze*"

credits to Penguinz0

And remembered this clip from Markiplier in 2019

video credits to TechWithMonda

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Naughty Bear: "that was pretty gruesome"

Trapper: "not so bad actually"

Wraith: "that was a bit basic"

Hillbilly: "oh, that was intense"

Nurse: "meh-"

Shape/Myers: "stabby stabby"

Hag: "that was fairly nasty"

Doctor: "bzzz" and "That'd get rid of your headache"

Huntress: "choppy choppy"

Were-Elk: "that one was cool"

Leatherface: "looks like one of my chainsaws"

Freddy Kreuger: "that one was also cool"

The Pig: "that was cool as well"

Clown: "also pretty cool"

Spirit: "oh, that was freaky"

Legion: "ough gutted"

Plague: "definitely not what I expected"

Ghostface: "that were cool"

Demogorgon: "wicked!!"

Oni: "cool as well"

Deathslinger: "I like that one"

Executioner 1: "that was pretty cool"

Executioner 2: "familiar but still cool"

Blight: "that was nothing special really"

Twins (Charlotte): "that was pretty cool"

Twins (Victor): "oh! freaky-"

Trickster: "yeah, that was cool"

Nemesis: "big dude!"

Pinhead: "that was well cool"

Artist: "wasn't expecting that"

Onryo: "that looks like it hurts-"

Dredge: "that was pretty good"

Wesker: "those are some wriggly things"

Knight: "cool :)"

Skull Merchant: "that one was cool"

Singularity: "that one was freaky"

Xenomorph: "that's a classic"

Chucky: "that was cool!"

Unknown: "that one was also freaky"

Vecna/Lich: "was not expecting that"

Dracula: "pretty cool"

Dracula true form: "I was also not expecting that"

Houndmaster: "stompy stomp"

Goul: "eugh- freaky"