#aslkdfj

Can we all take a moment of appreciation for the Matriarch’s sly gully tossing in a few short brunette dudes into Raelle’s dating card deck? The thought process is just incredible. Like if I casually slip in a few headshots of her type then maybe she won’t notice they’re men…

I am so upset by the fact that no man will ever come close to the standards that Roman Sanders has set for me. That boy would treat me RIGHT. Sure, I might be a little embarrassed if I’m sitting in a fancy restaurant and suddenly my boyfriend starts making a scene by serenading me or reciting Shakespearean poetry while everyone else watches, but at the end of the night I’m the one leaving with a lover who took the time to try and show me that I’m worth that kind of effort! So who’s really winning: me or the dude who just broke his dates heart by saying it was kind of cringy?

so wait so in shrek, fionas father is actually a frog so does that mean that fiona and all her children are part........ frog?