#asktrooperluna

Dear Santa,

We both know I haven’t been good.  But I haven’t been badder than usual. So how about some lead, eh?  Junkyards just don’t have the wheel weights they used to, and something is telling me to get to casting.  A new powder thrower would be pretty great, too.  

And you know the usual wanting to feel loved and the embrace of somebody I actually care about and to not feel compelled to kill somebody to pass the time.  That’d all be pretty great.

I hope you don’t mind brahmin milk.  The cookies are pretty good, though. What, you think you’re the only guy with a beard and a sweet tooth? I mean, I had to sample them, after all.

Pros:

She's so fundamentally...good,a bright soul in a bleak place.

She cares deeply about her loved ones.

If there's anyone personifying hope for the Wasteland  ever becoming a better place, it's Luna!

Cons

She is too good-hearted for her own good.Dangerously good-hearted, even.

She should be doing some other work...Being a trooper is far too dangerous!

"Could you help me?"