#askthecapt

I would be a fool not to want to marry you, Swan.

Well... what’s stopping you then? I mean, if you’re already planning on it, just forget I said anything.

I feel Bippy Jingle Hoppers would suit you just fine!

Oi, your ex sounds like a rightful ass.

I don’t wanna shit talk her. Even if she took the house and half my money but... okay, she was a downright bitch.

I say you should definitely take it as a good thing. No one wants a boring pair of wings around. There's enough of those already.

For once, you’re right. I’d rather lose my wings again if they were just as dull as... I’d rather not say before they get taken away again. I’ve been told to watch my mouth. Too bad I have no control over it sometimes... 

Speaking of which, I think I saw yours a little busy with a certain Savior’s.

Can you imagine marrying one?

Why the hell.....

As if a woman of your profession is anything but talented!

You are much too kind, Mr. Jones. I required years and years of study, and years of heartache, in which I am truly blessed with the opportunity. However, your sister has a natural one at that. The china she’s painted for me is so posh, I’m afraid to bring it at tea time! And dear Evie? She can’t stop talking about her. I hear she takes after your father’s eye for business opportunities.

I can’t stop picturing you screaming as you run through town with a clown chasing you, now.

Not sure I’m ready for this.