mistress of all evil

Mal has always loved all things Disney. She grew up with the Disney movies, with Sleeping Beauty always being her favorite. However, unlike the other girls her age, she always related more to the villain. As soon as she was finished with college, Mal moved to Orlando and got a job at Disney World. It would be there that she would meet the man of her dreams: one Robert Gold. They have been married a few years and are very happy together. Together they have a daughter named Lily who is two. Mal can come off as bitter and angry but she has a surprise soft spot for certain people - those whom she considers her friends.

Oh yes, I see that this is in fact very anonymous. Well anonymous grey face, I do in fact have a terribly handsome husband who is terrible at hiding his affections of me. 

The thought has crossed my mind from time to time, but really I’m pretty happy just attending to the different characters instead of being one of them.

Cute of you to assume I need my wand to practice magic. I usually only need it in the class so I keep it there so I don't show up to class without it.

Why would I ever have to make a horcrux? I can’t even imagine any kind of scenario where I’d have to do this. Maybe unless Lily’s life was on the line or something. It’s dangerous magic and illegal for a reason.

I would like to preface this by saying that creating one’s own spells is dangerous and risky and I don’t condone it nor have any interest in trying to come up with my own spells. However, if I were to create one, I’d probably make one that graded all of the students’ homework and term papers for me so I’d have more time to focus on other things instead of correcting spelling errors and reading random off topic essays that don’t relate to Transfiguration at all.

Yes you caught me! You’re onto my evil plan, whatever should I do now?

Well, Robert hasn't mentioned that he’s having a baby, so suffice to say, no I think it'll just be her and Neal for the time being. But maybe you should ask him to be sure. 

Let’s face it, we’re not getting any younger and we’ve both been through too much at this point. The promise of forever is surprisingly appealing to me For the first time in my life this all just feels safe. Like maybe there weren’t be so much uncertainty with us and our relationship - at least that’s how it feels to me. It’s stupid bets that apparently the students have on all the professor couples. There are categories like: most likely to have a baby, or most likely to break up. Lily says we’ve been voted “most likely to turn to dark magic together” so I think me being a scary dragon lady has finally backfired on me.

Well Lily is unfortunately a teenage girl who has decided that I don’t get to know her opinion on anything any more. She doesn’t even want me to tell anyone that I’m her mother, hence why I’ve gone back to using my maiden name in these halls and why she’s going by our family name of Prince. But she didn’t outwardly hate him when they met or accuse me of replacing her father, so I’ll take that as a good sign. You’d have to ask her and then tell me what she says.

Having impeccable taste won’t help them with passing their O.W.L.s. I don’t know if you remember that one Hufflepuff my year who was the best dressed and somehow never once managed to break dress code? Well she didn’t pass her O.W.L.s our last year because she said “I don’t need to worry about school, I’ve got my fashion to fall back on.” You know where she wound up? She’s a dishwasher at the Leaky Cauldron. And she only got the job because she knew the owner somehow. She writes to me all the time about how the leftovers on the plates try and eat her Robert. I do not want that for any of my students. And I don’t want to be seen as the teacher who doesn’t care about my students either. So I appreciate the compliment that’s hidden in there but I’m worried about them. I’m worried I’m the one failing them for apparently being distracting.

Yes because Stephan was one of those Gryffindors who went into a situation with guns blazing and who didn’t think before doing anything. He also hated Slytherins and Dark magic with a passion. Plus he was a Half-blood or really more like a three-quarters pureblood or something like that since his grandma was a Muggleborn who sympathized for all Muggleborns. They wouldn’t have allowed him to join their ranks. Plus his mother and my father... they were the ones who identified the body because I couldn’t. Why would both of them lie to me? Or why would he abandon Lily? Why am I now considering this possibility?  No, no. There is just simply no way this is what happened.

Does she now? She better sleep with one eye open... Can you blame her, Robert is quite dreamy.

My daughter Lily has a cat. But that cat has always preferred her to me. Maybe it’s because it hates the dragon that lives inside of me or something? Animals have never liked me even before I became an Animagus.