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I just imagine a scenario where jason is with the bats, could be a gala or some civilian something, and they are all joking about looks and who can flirt and get more numbers and what not, and they're gonna make jason the butt of the joke as per usual, except a devastingly handsome, slightly older man approaches and is very VERY clearly interested in jason and ONLY jason. he isn't creepy or pushy, just earnest and whole heartedly smitten with jason.

and maybe they expect the man to receive a mean quip or a swift rejection. but instead, to their utter suprise, jason just blushes, really soft and gentle and takes the number handed to him on a slip of paper, batting his eyelashes and tucking a little curl behind his ear.

and all the bats are shocked, thats not at all what they were expected. And the thing is, IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

a middle aged woman, a young new CEO, a silver fox with a smooth accent, keep approaching jason throughout the night, with either hungry or starstruck eyes.

roaming over inky, bouncing curls, high cheekbones and clear skin, broad shoulders, supple chest, tiny waist, stunning ass and legs. just jason being devastingly attractive and people wanting him, and making it known. and jason just being overwhelmed and flattered but soaking it in.

YEAAAAA DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE JASON TODD

i think about this jason A LOT. he is the baby girl. willis calling him his prince was so stinking cute 😭 and YES. there is no way jason isn't canonically attractive considering willis' play.

I LOVEEEE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS

i always enjoy thinking about jason getting suitors and nobody expecting it (he doesn't either). and they're always so hot and so much older. jason strictly going for older people has to be my fav hc even tho it's also pretty canon LOL he loves him some pseudo parental figures that remind him of his mommy daddy issues

definitely not capitalizing on it enough. cause people like to hc that bruce looks like martha, in those cases jason looking like bruce inevitably means he looks like martha.

and, my own person hc is that jason is a little more feminine in his looks (longer lashes, rounder cheeks, poutier lips etc etc), so looking like martha even more prominent

that means in the end, what you could potentially get, is bruce beating his son half to death, and laying there, instead of jason (his son, which is already fucked up), its his dying mother all over again, but this time, he’s not a bystander or a victim, he’s on the other side of the gun.

like it’s right there,,,

YOUVE KILLED ME ANON

omg. i love everything about this and i regret being so late to answering. i also love a jason who presents more feminine in certain features!!!

i've never seen anyone say jason looks like martha but now i'm IN LOVEEEE with this headcanon. i agree about the bruce thing LOL i personally dislike jason looking like bruce 👎 but MARTHA? i love him looking like willis too but that's unrelated.

THAT ENDDDD UGHHHHH yes yes yes. i need bruce stumbling back after the fog has lifted and the rage has lessened. i need him seeing his jaybaby crumpled on the ground, bleeding and bruised and broken. i need him looking at his trembling fists and realizing this is all his fault; that he did this to his son.

and then when he looks back down at jason, he just sees his mama instead. his mama who lay folded over his papa, long lashes dusting over her increasingly pale cheeks-- full lips cracking and peeling. blood seeping into her clothes and running a trail towards his feet.

he doesn't even realize roy showed up to save jason until he's being shoved back by an arrow. and bruce is waiting, he's waiting and pleading for his mama's face to disappear and for him to see jason again but it doesn't happen.

I AM GOING TO KISS YOU ANON! i adore this with my entire heart omg. anything related to jason shocking people when he's out of the suit is my JAMMMM

him being curvy (canon) is so chefs kiss

this kinda relates to my headcanons about arkham knight jason making his armour larger than he really is to make him feel like he has more power (due to joker taking it away from him). but absolutely red hood jason uses additional padding and gives himself extra height with his cunty gigantic leather boots omg. yes the pit healed his stunted height but not enough to satisfy him (he has a vision of what he's supposed to look like, okay?!)

+ him using a voice modulator to sound deep and scary, meanwhile his voice out of the helmet is embarrassingly a little high pitched and cracks way too much (#stuntedpuberty)

BITEABLE CHEEKS!!!! HE HAS A CHUBBY FACE!!!! everyone wants to pinch him. the sight of him looking back at them with flushed, pinch-swollen cheeks, pouting lips, and a flustered, wet glare is enough to make their legs wobble

HAJDKD OMG jason having to be suited up/completely covered because if he shows even a bit of his face, he has bad guys he's trying to subdue now flirting with him. it most definitely started with black mask. i firmly believe red hood is a favourite amongst the redeemable villains and goons. they get so excited to see him strut their way as if he isn't about to toss them in prison or put a bullet through their heads. it's even better if jason unintentionally flirts back because he doesn't realize he's speaking like the domme in every man's wet dream

jason, tying up a goon's wrists: i thought you said you were changing your ways, kenny. i'm hurt that you lied to me. what would your mama say about you being such a bad boy, hm?

he thinks he succeeded in intimidating all the goons when they just immediately go silent. he is so proud of himself. meanwhile they all got shocked into an erection and now they can't speak because if they open their mouths they'll moan

KITTY OMEGA JASONNNN !!!!!!!!!!

1) That's funny as fuck. If only Willis had the resources of a better life....

2) Angsty potential of Jaybin post adoption delirious off of something while in the suit and calling an unmasked bruce 'Papa' because he thought Willis was there. bruce does not assume this and thinks, "Aw yiss, the probably abused kid I took after he stole my tires because poor people are terrible parents and (insert more classist bullshit) finally thinks of me as a father, this is great." Meanwhile, Jason is like, "Papa... come back... hugs...."

3) Death mistakes Willis for bruce and brings him back to life because batman can't die yet or some shit

4) bruce and Willis separately enter a bruce wayne lookalike contest and Willis wins while bruce places second.

5) Willis dresses up in a homemade batsuit, breaks into the batcave, and beats up bruce, who lets him just out of sheer confusion while Jason cheers.

Anywho, all in all, I think it could be funny. Because I KNOWWWW in my heart that Willis Todd was one charming motherfucker because how the hell else do you get LADY SHIVA in your phone book???

willis and jason headcanons omg YUM!!! willis looking like bruce is something i've never considered and now i love it 😭

jason seeing his daddy in bruce and getting to keep him in at least some small way even if bruce and willis are totally different. willis was soft and sweet, always calling him baby boy, and hugging jason whenever he could get his hands on him. bruce is a little colder but still loving and he doesn't hug jason that much and jason should be glad because he doesnt wanna replace his daddy but also sometimes he just wants the man who looks like his daddy to hug him and tell him he loves him :(

THE LOOKALIKE CONTEST LMAOAO willis winning that over the actual bruce wayne would make jason LOSE IT omg he's gonna be laughing about this forever

also bruce thinking jason is calling him papa is both heartbreaking and hilarious. the truth should come out during an argument. jason has to witness in real time as this grown ass man wilts like a puppy when he realizes jason wasn't calling him dad

I also completely agree that jason's type is older people. (Sladejay and Constantine x Jason are my fav ships, jason absolutely endears himself to older men who hate everyone else and treat him like a princess that could kill them, very fiona from shrek vibes if you catch me).

But ppl talk about jason looking like bruce alot, but i think one day he's staring at himself in the mirror and realizes its willis staring back at him, and that warms his heart so he grows his hair out, just to the base of his neck so he can embrace his curls. He gets piercings he always wanted, 2 in each lobe, an industrial maybe. And i think distancing himself from the bats a bit gives him back a healthy glow in his eyes, because he's not fighting to prove his worth to people who keep moving the goal post.

And maybe the bats see him again, with roy and kori at some big world ending fiasco, helmet off, laughing and smiling and looking happy and they realize that they have not seen him happy in a long time.

I'm obsessed with the idea of the JLA and another heroes meeting jason after having only heard news of his actions or the bats biased perception of things. but meeting jason completely changes things because he's magnetic, just so charming and intelligent and unfairly fucking gorgeous. Especially when they get him started on things he loves. Gotham, books, cooking, kids.

Roy has his hand around Jason's waist, looking at him fondly. Kori fondly runs a hand through his curls. Jason being loved and accepted for just being who he is without having to shape and distort himself of his morals.

I have many thoughts about jason and the wider hero community, of him finally pushing off the isolation that Batman forced on him both as Robin and now as Red Hood by controlling the narrative around him.

But when i get more babygirl jason thoughts i will send then your way!!

HIIIIIII i love you so much♥️ im sorry for getting to this late but i hope my reply, long reply, makes up for it!!

jason is SOOO fiona from shrek coded omg wait he deserves that kind of princess treatment. he's not afraid to be himself and if that means being flawed or being disapproved by society (other heroes + bats) then fuck it. he's still gonna be himself and not let other people, especially those who have let him down, change him. very fiona of him to get with people everyone else would disapprove of.

ofc i love sladejay but i've never actually read any constantine x jason content!! this is probably my first time hearing about it in a romantic context and not platonic. I WANNA HEAR MOREEE

yes yes yes to jason specifically going after older men. it's not even that he's doing it consciously. they just always happen to be older than him and they're usually the ones seeking him out. he has that mistreated puppy look that attracts older dudes and makes them wanna spoil him with love and that gruff affection. very healing for his daddy issues to be treated with unconditional love for once by an older man who could very well be his dad. it's a dangerous game to play considering his age and theirs but it always works out (to the absolute appall of bruce)

your description of his new, healthy look is everything. i also love the hc that he looks like willis since i don't really fw the one that he looks like bruce specifically. anyways he should look like his papa who thought of him as his prince of gotham :( jason with longer hair and piercings is so pretty he deserves it. if that red hood webcomic wasn't so ass i would've liked his character design

i too am a firm believer that jason becomes ten times more beautiful when he's happy and not constantly emotionally drained from his interactions with the bats who only ever expect the worst from him. the glow!!! the sound of his unrestrained laughter!!! the twinkle in his eyes!!!!!!! you truly never look better than when there isn't an ugly bitch constantly thinking the worst of you

OMG dude i was just thinking about that justice league hc <3 most heroes knew jason as robin and still fell for bruce/the bats' propaganda 🥀 but hey at least it makes for great content of them meeting red hood jason for the first time and becoming instantly enamoured. i need it shoved in every hero's face that jason is smart as hell and not the stone cold killer he's rumoured to be.

and yes you're so right about jason having been isolated. he deserves to break free from that isolation since it very clearly still exists in his red hood days.

can't lie because i enjoyed his teamup with kori and roy but i love art and biz sooo much more because they're just for jason rather than having been dick's people first. need the bats seeing how happy he is with other people </3

Then the Red Hood hits Gotham like a fucking freight train. and willis keeps his distance even though he's heard good things and one night, he's loading supplies for Leslie when he sees his baby's scared face while he holds his bloody throat. Jason dealing with bruce's betrayal only to find the father that loved him till the ends if the earth still alive.

Willis holding jason gently as he gets stitched up by leslie, whispering about how brave and strong his sweet little prince is, how he missed him and he's sorry but it's alright because Papa's gonna keep him safe now, he's okay.

Just jason crying in a warbled and pained voice for his papa, clinging to willis, and willis with his son's blood on his hand cooing and kissing his boy's sweaty forehead planning hellish retribution for whoever hurt his precious baby.

YOU ALWAYS EAT ANON I LOVE YOU

i loveeee thinking about a willis who does good in crime alley after he's out of prison and you said it so perfectly. i want him despising bruce but failing so badly at it (before finding out about the batarang) because he can't help comparing himself to the other man. they both failed jason-- their child. i want him meeting bruce wayne for the first time and screaming his throat dry at him, collapsing to the floor until bruce breaks too and now they're both sobbing into each other's arms with bruce apologizing again and again. i want willis being unable to forgive him-- being so angry that a man as privileged as wayne adopted his little boy from a life of poverty and still couldn't provide him a better future. "you took my baby from me twice."

AND YES RED HOODDDD omg willis would be so proud but so so conflicted because why. why does his baby need to put himself in harm's way to save a world that doesn't and has never deserved him? BUT BABEEE HELLO??? THAT LAST BIT? devastating and BEAUTIFUL. their reunion 😭 jason thinks he's hallucinating from blood loss or that he's dead once more, finally getting to be with his daddy again.

alsoooo i see him working with jason on comms during patrol/missions and they have the cutest conversations. jason is NOT used to someone praising him this much when he's working. it's usually some belittling remark from one of the bats telling him to keep his "anger" in check or reminding him not to kill so wdymmm there's someone now constantly chatting in his ears about how smart he is?! he is NOT surprised it's his dad because willis has always been very open with his affection and praise but still. the last time bruce was like this was when he was robin.

sometimes the bats will just openly gape at him when they hear a giggle from underneath the helmet. and why is jason not paying them any attention??

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willis: wow sweetheart, that's an amazing plan. you've always been daddy's little genius for a reason 🥰