#askrapmonster

Jin - one older brother, Kim Seok Jung. graduated in Architecture back in february 2016. born in 1990 if i’m not wrong.

Suga - one older brother, name unknown. they say that the unknown boy in this picture is yoongi’s older brother. age unknown.

J-Hope - one older sister, Jung Dawon, better known as Jiwoo on SNS. don’t ask me why, i don’t know why. a fast ’90 liner.

Rap Monster - one younger sister, supposedly Jungkook’s age. either Kim Kyung Min or Kim Geong Min, i’m not too sure.

Jimin - one younger brother, Park Ji Hyun. same age as Jungkook.

V - two siblings, a boy and a girl, both younger. i’m not sure age wise but his sister studied art i think. Kim Jong Gyu and Kim Eun Jin.

Jungkook - one older brother, Jeon Junghyun aka Sergeant Jeon aka the guy behind all the cute art that Jungkook posts on twitter. to cite a few examples, 1 & 2 & 3.

from most to least

J-Hope

Suga

Jimin

Jin

V

Jungkook

Rap Monster

The ideal for Rap Monster, in my opinion at least, would be someone chic and aloof, but with a very elegant and pretty aura. I know that isn’t really looks-related, but that’s all I will comment on.

Rather than what they would choose, since I have no idea of knowing, I’ll tell you what animals the members are based off Big Hit’s personal selection.

Jin - Dog

Suga - Turtle

J-Hope - Horse

Rap Monster - Duck

Jimin - Cat

V - Monkey

Jungkook - Rabbit

I can’t really imagine all of them as stereotypical Korean drama characters but I did my best, with a little twist here and there.

Jin - Chaebol heir who falls in love with a poor girl but his parents are super against it. He ends up turning against his parents for the girl he loves.

Suga - The uncle of the protagonist who locks himself up in the basement wearing sweats and the only lines he ever has are those of wisdom or savagery, no in between.

J-Hope - The comedic character who does the most hilarious, stupidest shit in the entire drama.

Rap Monster - The one who always ruins the atmosphere, like walking in on the main couple going to kiss. Also likely to play the comedic character, but a lot more mild in comparison to Hoseok.

Jimin - The sweet older brother of the protagonist. Probably the character who causes the protagonist’s best friend to turn evil, because she likes him so much she wants to do anything and everything to get him.

V - The friend who pokes his nose into every character’s business. You don’t really know why he’s there but he’s in almost every scene of the show.

Jungkook - Basically just one of the extras.

this is impossible… LOL

Jin - Gochujang (고추장)

Not a dish, but a sauce in practically every dish, like how Seokjin is so extra and practically everywhere. It’s savory but at the same time spicy, just like how Seokjin can be so much of a joy to get to know but at the same time he can be as sassy and cutting as he’d like to be, pretty much chose this because I have no idea what to give Seokjin.

Suga - Naengmyeon (냉면)

This dish is cold on the outside much like how Yoongi is on the exterior but once you swallow it down it leaves a warm, fuzzy feeling on the inside because of how delicious and filling it is. Perfectly represents (albeit nonsensically and metaphorically) Yoongi’s personality.

J-Hope - Bokkeumbap (볶음밥)

He isn’t the golden hyung for nothing. Bokkeumbap is fried rice and no matter what you add to it, it’ll still turn out delicious much like Hoseok, whom is good and does well at anything. The fried factor makes the dish more oily and I guess you could say that oil represents the facade Hoseok puts up to mask his true personality. 

Rap Monster - Yukhoe (육회)

A dish that is raw but of great substance. Pretty much just like how Namjoon is - blunt and no filter with how he is as a person but at the same time, so intelligent and filled with intellect. 

Jimin - Samgyetang (삼계탕)

Warm, delicious, perfect for any kind of weather. It’s also extremely good for health, much like how everyone needs a Jimin in their life. Jimin will be able to cheer you up regardless of your mood and has the capabilities to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside, plus samgyetang has a slight tipsy effect since it contains a little bit of alcohol, just like how Jimin can be a little bit poisonous for you if you get on his bad side. 

V - Ramyeon (라면)

What you see is what you get. Ramyeon is instant and only takes 3 easy steps to prepare - open the packet, boil the noodles, pour it into a bowl. It’s simple and is the most hungry-friendly since it’s prepared within a short 10 minutes, much like how Taehyung is a simpleton and is basically the easiest to befriend out of the entire group. 

Jungkook - Bibimbap (비빔밥)

Bibimbap is like a mix of everything and no matter what you add, it still tastes good so pretty much like Jungkook who can do and go well with basically anything and everything and no matter what he does he still does it well and he’s just, everything just works out for him, much like how any ingredient works for a good bowl of bibimbap. 

don’t take this post seriously, it’s just a silly post haha

this is rapmon’s sorting

taking into consideration their personalities,

Jin - Fraud

LOL sorry but I can seriously imagine Jin scamming old grandmothers out of their property and stuff.

Suga - …

I think he’d probably be put behind bars for not contributing to the society. There’s no crime that doesn’t require much effort.

J-Hope - Larceny

Just because he’s a dancer and he’s light on his feet. Plus he’s flexible and he seems intelligent enough to commit larceny. I can perfectly imagine him doing this to be honest. Hoseok just fits the larceny crime so much.

Rap Monster - Shop theft

He’d probably get caught before even leaving the shop with his stolen goods…

Jimin - Illegal dealings

I feel like Jimin would be the type to do all sorts of illegal deeds for different associations and stuff, but there’s no specific crime I can pin on him. He’s like those really sly, really swift on their feet type of criminals who manages to get away with his affable face and small body that can hide in literally any space.

V - Hacker

I think he’d be into these kind of things.

Jungkook - Serial Murder

Ignoring the reasons behind why he would commit such a crime, I think he’s smart enough to be a mastermind behind a serial murder. He’d be the type of criminal who manipulates the police effectively and would probably never be put behind bars.