Well, I'd certainly try.
No guarantee I'd get out alive, though.

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Well, I'd certainly try.
No guarantee I'd get out alive, though.

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Outoftime; .... I'm done. I swear-- but you should seriously check out askmiroku's blog. It's hilarious. COME BACK BABU. ;W;
SAY THAT TO MY FACE
These are a beautiful shade of teal, I'll have you know!
Why don't you take off that grey mask, mm? I'm sure there's an awfully beautiful face just beneath~
Pardon, but what are you staring at?
(GUESS WHO'S BACK? ;))

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Perhaps this ideal isn't upheld in your time, but being fat is and was never a bad thing. In fact, it is a sign of fortune and wealth!
I regret to inform you that I myself am actually quite fit. Don't let that deter you, though; my supposedly fat robes help add to the illusion of my pouring amounts of food and dollar.
For being so enthralled with my weight, though, I will reward you. If this post gets, say, one-hundred notes, I'll promise to upload a photo where my weight will no longer be in question. ;) Ladies
I'm sorry, what did you ladies say? I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of my face being cleaved in two.
I apologize for my tardiness, miss @ordinary--extraordinary, but I have finally gotten around to the completion of your contest award!
Unfortunately, it seems I have either written down your name incorrectly or you have changed titles, so I cannot deliver it to you personally. I hope you see this, and enjoy your prize! ♥