#askmalstwin

“You’re pretty small, so very likely. But why do you need to be hidden? Who do I have to deck?”

Why, hello there! I’m Aziz, prince of Agrabah. I felt like we needed an ice-breaker.

Maddy. What happentated to you? Where have you been?

Jerking her hand back, Hannah rolls her eyes. “Call me crazy, but unless there are signs or warnings from the people themselves, natural curiosity is gonna get the best of most people. And then there’s Iris freaking Kingsleigh.”

I’m not upset about it. If they wanna accuse me go for it, but they’re just wasting their time.

APOLOGIES, THOUGH I DO NOT THINK I AM A HERO YET. I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO DESERVE THE TITLE.

I am currently working on it and will have an official decision soon. 

You know something? Even though I do, in fact, do it to myself– even though it’s completenently on purposement and it’s meant to be in my favor– it honestalty drives me nuts that people treat me as though I am nothing more than a common idiot. I hate how they talk down to me every single time I speak. Lest we forget, I did, in fact, get off the Isle. I did, in fact, crash that stupid cerebalmony, steal five jewels– including the one that JAY had in his possenssion– and get three out of the four I needed put on that staff. And everyone jokes that I didn’t get much done.

Does anyone even realizinante how long I was even IN Auradon, unnoticed?! And people treat me like a child.

The only reason I’m even bringing this up with you, Maddy, is that you– apparantemately– know my grades.