#askmacduffyandmore

Kieran: "...What?"

Kieran: "...Why would you ask me that?"

Kieran: "Why would I answer that?"

Sean: "THANK YOU."

Kieran: "That's nobody's business."

Sean: "Exactly! That's what I've been sayin'!"

Sean: "Why are ye all so interested in what goes on between me and my fella?!"

Kieran: "Sean."

Sean: "No, I'm serious! Ask him about horses! Ask him about fishin'! Ask him his favorite pie!"

Kieran: "...Apple."

Sean: "SEE? That's a normal question!"

Sean: "Right...Because sayin' 'I'm not makin' you a steak' definitely makes it sound like you're makin' me a steak."

Kieran: "Sean."

Sean: "What? I'm observant. Anyway, I don't care much. Meat's meat. If it's cooked and someone else made it, I'm happy."

Sean: "Favorite dessert? Whichever one somebody's offerin'."

Kieran: "That's not an answer."

Sean: "It's a perfect answer. Pie. Cake. Cookies. Puddin'. If it's sweet, I'll eat it. I ain't picky."

“I suppose… I like gentle horses. Not the ones that fight you every step. And ones that… learn you. If that makes sense. It’s easier when they trust you back.”

Sean: "Hmm."

Sean: "Nothin' too fancy. Maybe a ride out somewhere nice. Somewhere quiet for a change. Do a bit of fishin'. Make fun of each other. Have a drink or two. Watch the sun go down. Then head back to camp before everyone starts wonderin' where we've gone."

Kieran: "That actually sounds nice."

Sean: "Don't sound so surprised."

Sean: "Ah, that'd be me."

Kieran: "It was Javier."

Sean: "Right, well, spiritually it was me."

Kieran: "What does that even mean?"

Sean: "Moral support. Encouragement. Inspiration."

Kieran: "You were asleep."

Sean: "Inspirin' dreams, then."

Javier: "Stop taking credit for my work!"

Kieran: "Oh...You actually want to go fishing with me? I mean, sure. I'd like that."

Sean: "Hold on. Why am I not invited?"

Kieran: "Sean, you apparently tipped the boat over."

Sean: "What?! Ok.. Maybe I did but they were askin' for it!'

"JESUS CHRIST!..Sorry."

"You can't just do that. And especially not with that sign-off. I nearly dropped my coffee."