#askchris

“Okay, alright, we’re doing this. Howdy Doody is dying because I’ve already got beef with him. I guess... I’d fuck the Minion? Just to get it out of the way. And I’d marry Bugs Bunny, because he’s less insufferable. But this is truly a choice where I’d rather kill all three.”

“Pretty great, actually. Who’s asking?” 

“...Okay, I’m listening.”

“If you like me in makeup, I got to play Hedwig a while back, too. But Frank’s always my favorite. A lot of fun stuff to do with that role.”

“I love RHPS! I used to be part of a shadow cast when I was younger. We’d actually sing the songs too, because we were all arrogant musical theatre majors in college, thinking we were hot shit. I did a bit of Riff Raff and I might’ve been persuaded to play Frank a few times... I think those shows are also very accessible for audiences and open to anyone- body positive, queer-centric. I might have to see if any casts are looking for new members again.”

“Depends on where I go! My favorite is a black and white iced mocha with oat milk. But I love the sweet cream cold foam at Starbucks, so... any time I order from there, I have to get that on top. Usually my coffee tastes like a dessert.”

“I absolutely hate boxers. Just wear shorts. Or nothing! They don’t do anything and they look terrible. I wear trunks or boxer-briefs.”