“...I dunno. Erm, well, Yeah, there are reliable findings based on excavated evidence that suggest that the Ancient Egyptians used contraceptives such as linen placed within the female partner, also types of spermicide such as honey and such, but Linen condoms weren't used til around 1000 BC...”
“Though this was to prevent the transmission of STD’s rather than pregnancy...”
“...No, we don’t sell them...erm, have you tried Superdrug?”

















