#askarcticopsvarus

Could you be more Elusive.

“Varus your arrows just pierced their way through my heart. Please take them out. They hurt. Ow.”

 For the awesome askarcticopsvarus/ askwinterorianna! Aka Maximum Damage who fights on the superhero squad known as the Uncrowned Kings along with Glitterboy.

So I cut his throat and kept the knives for myself. I wasn’t going to die because of someone else’s incompetence.”As for a time he’d showed mercy…Talon considered his options, then smirked at the memory.“There was this strategically important magical thing and we got sent to take it. Lots of soldiers all mowed down by this one guy with a bow and arrow. I could hardly fucking believe it. It was just one guy! Sheer force of numbers should’ve let someone get to him before he shot them but no, he took them all down.So I dropped back because it was obvious we’d never win that way and went back to the nearest village. The guy had been wearing one of those Ionian things, you know, the ones that show they’re married? I got one of the villagers to tell me where the man’s family was, then I went after them. One woman, one child. The woman fought too hard, I had to kill her, but I got the child close to the temple and made him start screaming for his father.Heartless bastard didn’t come so I let the kid go in the end.”[ askarcticopsvarus for Talon’s side of that story.]

//grown men arguing about grown-men things, helmet-bruh

“Last words?”