#askalexus

about what u did wrong and colossally messed up today

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put an 💘 in my inbox, and i’ll tell you what i think of our muses as a ship!

I love these two tbqh. The house could burn down while they argued and they wouldn’t notice, not just because they both have PER scores that warrant glasses, but because they get too wrapped up in shouting at one another.

They are basically a hateship. Not in the sexual way. To contrast with Vira and Ursula, Vira is in hate-love with Ursula, and Vira is just passionately in hate with Alex. But at the same time, that’s a balance Vira seeks out in life; she needs someone or something to hate passionately. It’s usually the Legion, but immediate things to rail against are even better.

In a more traditional sense, they’re the worst ship ever. Even in the few forced marriage AUs that float about occasionally - or that terrifying Love Potion one - they clash on far too many fronts, because Alex is a good person allied to the worst faction, and while Vira is technically acting more morally in alignment, she’s a worse person than he will ever become. The contrast is fascinating but will, someday, end in someone’s death.