#ask-thebilgewaterassassin

Two knocks signaled the approach of someone outside Lilith’s cabin. “Miss?” Came the stern female voice from the other side, the tone of an uptight soldier obvious, just as obvious as the slight, controlled nervousness. “Grand General has asked you to join him for a dinner in captain’s cabin” The soldier informed, still not entering. She fixed her helmet, its bronze ornaments glittering in the shady light of the ship’s corridor. There was no precise knowledge who the woman they’d picked up at Bilgewater was, but she knew enough of her commander’s plan to know who she was to become. And an actress donning that role would have to be nothing short of cunning and dangerous. The raedsel readjusted the sheathe’d sword on her belt, feeling it nag her hip through the arms coat as she waited for the guest.

Send me a ❀ for a fact about the muse and a ✿ for a fact about the mun.

❀ Fawniss really really adores dresses. She even wears them during winter. She can because her natural body heat is higher than humans.

Chott is actually very insecure about himself.

Chaj has trouble sleeping because he’s haunted. You know when you perform exorcisms long enough it’ll get to ya eventually.

Alice has nipple piercings!! She wants new ones though, with rings.

Inbox Me “🍫” For My Muse To Leave Yours A Hershey’s Kiss + An Honest, Kind Message

On Lilith’s side of Alice’s bed was a pink envelope. A little bag of chocolate that Lilith wouldn’t recognize on top of the paper. This had to come from the world Chaj and Alice had originally come from before being transfered to Runeterra together with Fawniss. Lilith’s lovers had told her about that, as good lovers would.

The envelope was, obviously, adressed to Lilith, written with blue ink in Alice’s pretty handwriting. If the assassin would open it, she would read.

“Hi boo<3

Chaj and I are gone for a few days. You know errands on our own crappy planet and such. Sorry for not telling you, the lack of telephones here is really annoying sometimes but we couldn’t wait for you to come back from Bilgewater. So, I hope you have a happy time with Chott and Snugglewumps while we’re gone. 

Oh, Chaj says that we will miss you and we’ll bring back stuff for you. He’s been meaning to get you some sweetass quality clothes. I got your size down to perfection so you don’t need to worry your pretty butt about that.

So now for something super super sappy. Don’t tell priestbutt about this. But we really love you very much. Might not seem like it because Chaj doesn’t show it like he’s supposed to and I laugh it off a lot. But we really do care deeply for you and we love you lots.So don’t for a second think we only like you for your boobies or something, kay?