#ask-riverstone

Dear ask-riverstone,

If Wright showed up to court dressed like that, I'd ask him if he was ill.

Dear Ask-riverstone,

Not possible. My father has told me great lengths about my mother, rest assured, she is not Misty Fey.

(She'd have told me when channeling Father anyway. She doesn't seem to be the kind to abandon any child, son or daughter.)

Dear ask-riverstone,

Hmph. If I did see Phoenix Wright in such an outfit, I'd give him a taste of the lash.

Luckily, since this is only a hypothetical picture... I can appreciate it for being an amusing farce.

... This isn't something he actually wore, right?

Dear Ask-Riverstone,

Not funny.

Dear ask-riverstone,

Preposterous! How dare you even show me such a thing.

A Von Karma's attire is perfect, and he wears it like an animal - because he's not one of us!

Dear ask-riverstone,

I don't know what to think about this.

... But honestly, I think I pull off the look okay.

Dear Ask-riverstone,

I think Larry's getting better. Edgeworth likes to criticize his art, but it's not bad. He's still upset about the time Larry made fun of his crane in Art Class.

(Seriously Edgeworth, not everyone can be an artist. Just let it go.)

Dear Ask-riverstone,

I can see with both eyes just fine. Covering one eye with hair doesn't mean you can't see through it, Man.