#ask-dromeda

((Dorcas is @ask-dromeda, Remus is @dementorsareshook, Peter is @sparklyslytherin, Sirius is me))

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((OOC: based on this textpost by @theysaidtheseathogwartsprobably​. Harry played by the lovely @ask-dromeda​))

Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and script by me

James Potter played by @devilwearsmadammalkins

Euphemia Potter played by @ask-dromeda

Fleamont Potter and Orion Black played by @didyaputyanameinda-gobletoffiya

Walburga Black played by Momma Axe (AKA my Mom)

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Sirius begins talking mindlessly, telling James things he didn't think he'd be telling anyone

I guess I thought I could be part of this

I never had this kind of thing before

I never had the perfect boy

Who somehow could see the good parts of me

I never had the Dad who stuck it out

No corny jokes or Quidditch Tales

No mom who was there

'Cause mom was all

That she had to be

Cast: James - @sparklyslytherin, Lily: me (@thisaliennerd), Remus - @stressedbi, Marlene - @scamandergenes, Dorcas - @are-you-being-sirius, Peter - @goodandevilrp, Alice - @littlegingrnut, Sirius - @pans-parkinson, Andromeda - @ask-dromeda, Ted - @thisismytruth-tellmeyours, Narcissa - @askananimagus, Professor McGonagall - @owlswithfins

The posts are roughly ordered chronologically within the characters, preceded by all onlines and ending with all offlines. Enjoy!

James Online

Lily Online

    - Alice: Are you ok, Lily? 

    - Lily: Help!

    - Alice: Hey, James!

    - James: Ok!

Remus Online

Marlene and Dorcas Online

Peter Online

Alice Online

Sirius, Andromeda, and Ted Online

Narcissa Online

McGonagall Online

     - Sirius gulps

James - Lily is too good for you

James - I won us 3 games

    - Marlene: NO

James - Do some work

Lily - Evans, why are you here

    - James: Let me show you the ropes

Lily - You look tense

Lily - You don’t want me in your house

    - Andromeda: I don’t care about blood status

    - Lily: What? 

    - Andromeda: My family is going to find out

    - Ted: It’ll be ok

    - Lily: I’m sorry

Lily - Why are you lashing out?

Lily - I’m not telling you why I’m here

    - James: I care about you

Remus - You’re a prefect!

    - James: Great prank

          - Peter: James has a point

          - Remus: I don’t want to be in detention

Remus - You’re the brains

   - Peter: Yeeeaaaahhhh

         - Sirius: He has a recorder (and a kazoo)

         - McGonagall: Give me the kazoo

         - Sirius: Fine

   - Andromeda: Sirius isn’t stupid

Marlene - Stop oggling Dorcas

    - Alice: Don’t be an arse

Marlene - Do you have a boyfriend?

Marlene - What would you be doing if you weren’t here

Marlene - Snogging Dorcas during class again?

Marlene Hijack

Dorcas - Flirting with Marlene again?

   - Alice: Ha!

   - James: I’m quidditch captain

         - Marlene: Do you have a thing for Pete?

         - Peter: Huh?

Dorcas - Come here often?

Sirius - Drama queen

   - Alice: Ugh

   - Remus: Smh

Ted - I’m too cool for ties

    - Andromeda: He’s funny (and cute)

Andromeda - How did you end up here?

Ted - Where were you going? 

Andromeda - Are you and Ted dating?

  - Ted: Get a new insult

Peter - Were you on lookout?

Peter - The Marauders will get you in trouble

Peter - You’re odd

Narcissa - You and Zabini?

   - Andromeda: You have bad taste, sis

Narcissa - Why are you here?

Narcissa - What are you doing? 

McGonagall - You must be sick of the Marauders

McGonagall - Weren’t you a quidditch champ?

    - Marlene: You didn’t answer my question

    - McGonagall: I was a beater

    - Marlene: Are you sure I can’t leave?

    - McGonagall: Fine, but don’t tell

McGonagall - Tell us a story?

McGonagall - Potter! Leave Lily alone

   - Lily: Wait!

         - James: Tell me why you’re in detention

         - Lily: I punched Sev

         - James: Really? (James and Lily Offline)

Remus Offline

Marlene Offline

Peter Offline

Alice Offline

Narcissa Offline

    - Andromeda: I’ll cover for you

Ted and Andromeda Offline