#ask-candy-chiu

She’s another Mabel?  Ya mean there’s multiple Mabels just like there’s multiple Bills?  What kinda weird-

*He’s unable to finish his sentence overcomes him for the third and final time and he kisses Candy on the cheek*

Well, shit, kid.  You beat me.

I’m sorry about your friend.  Is she okay now?

Bullies are fucks, alright?  Putting the deer jokes aside for a minute, they are the worst species on the planet.  Their only use is to be landfill.  I say fuck em.  Well not literally.  I that be most unpleasant for you.  But put ‘em in a landfill and bury ‘em alive.  That’s what I’d do if someone messed with my pals that way.

But realistically, a lack of powers and the law probably prevents one from doing that.  Just remember that bullies are miserable people and live to spread their misery to others.  They’re like parasites that way.  

Take care of your friend.  Show her you love her.  Get some rest kid.  You deserve it.

You got it, brotonium!