#ask wolfy

Huuuuun I thought I was done with this dating game! -Whines-

Loljk I don’t mind aha

Uhh... Well... I'd be fearing for my life/general safety if I went on a date with Xemhil fjfnfkdkf

What if he kidnaps me to feed to his evil vampire master (assuming he has one at the time)?... What if he ends up seeing me as his "master" and eventually plots to test my worthiness via targeting me in my sleep? 😨 I’m a deep sleeper! I’d die immediately!

He may be cute a fluffy and smol but he ain't worth the risk gjdjfkfjf

First off, THANK YOU friend! I love writing so much and it’s hard when it just doesn’t work. :’( But it’s definitely better when I keep the right perspective in mind. And thank you so much for the compliment on my profile page! (at least, that’s what I think pfp is, sorry! XD Please correct me if I’m wrong!) EDIT: pfp is actually “profile picture” and I’m so glad that you like it! I’m obsessed with the artwork (created by @finalsoul)

And here’s a little drabble for your prompt. Thank you for sharing one with me even though you don’t usually leave one. <3 

“Did you know that the dinosaurs as depicted by Jurassic Park and other dinosaur movies are totally unrealistic?” Remus declared passionately as Peter choked on his sip of stolen beer. James started laughing but Remus pointed sternly at him. “No laughing, James, I’m being completely serious!”

“I know you are!” James guffawed. “That’s what makes it even funnier!”

“No, this is serious!” Remus insisted as he stopped his foot in the dirt and waved scarred arms towards the darkening sky. 

Those arms were beautifully and shamelessly exposed, Sirius thought as he happily watched those excited gestures. Remus always got overly excited about things when he was drunk.

“No, I’m Sirius,” he provided half a beat slower than usual. It was just too much fun watching Remus.

“They were probably more like giant penguins! Or giant chickadees!”

“What the fuck’s a chickadee?” Peter giggled before handing the bottle to Sirius.

“It’s a bird, dummy,” the disowned Heir replied at he snatched up the warming bottle. 

“Like a chicken?”

No one bothered trying to answer him. James just laughed loudly and kicked a few sticks towards the small fire they had made. Crickets and cicadas were chirping loudly and the toads were croaking loudly. It was kind of romantic in a last-hurrah kind of way.

“Can you imagine those giant motherfuckers flying through the air?!” Remus laughed as he swayed in the light of the rippling light of the fire. 

“Fuck, they’d probably chase after wizards on brooms!” James cackled. “Think we could outrun them, Sirius?”

“Absolutely, Jamsie.”

Remus wobbled a bit on his feet, but Sirius’ silver eyes could see him go a little lax as his eyes caught sight of the fattening moon. It’s the reason he had been drinking a little heavily tonight.

“Let’s go for a swim,” James sighed happily. 

The night was still warm and the water would probably feel nice. 

Remus shook himself loose from the moonbeams and grinned dopily at his friends. 

“Did you know that McGonagall nearly got suspended from Hogwarts for dueling in the halls?”

“Nooooo!!!!” the other Marauders cried in shock and glee. 

“Tell us!” James demanded.

“How the hell did you even get this information?!” Sirius laughed, not wanting to believe such a thing but absolutely finding it believable. “She probably bull shitted her way out of it!”

“Prefects have advantages,” Remus responded sagely.

“Booo!” James called out and Peter followed along. “Okay, share share share!”

Remus shook his head and made tutting noises. “There are secrets that need to be honored between the Prefects and the Heads of Houses.”

“There are no secret among brothers!” Sirius cried in protest.

The werewolf shrugged, a slight blush darkening on his cheeks. “There may be an unbreakable vow involved, but I couldn’t tell you if there was.”

There was more laughter and booing from the other three before Sirius blurted out the dumbest, off-timed comment.

“Do you even know how amazing you are?”

The grin froze on his face and Peter shot an odd look his way. 

“Of course he knows!” James laughed, eternally having Sirius’ back. “But it doesn’t hurt to remind him! Moony, you’re so fucking amazing!”

Peter jumped in quickly too. 

“Y-yeah, Moony! You’re pretty great!”

“Thanks, mates,” Remus replied softly, his hazel eyes staring down into the fire.

After a few quiet minutes of nothing but the sounds of nature, James looked down from staring at the stars. 

“She was probably hot, yeah? McGonagall, I mean.”

I do plan on continuing the Supermodel At My Door series! I’ve got the next part started, but it kind of got pushed to the back burner with all the new stuff I wanted to write. 

Who am I kidding? Still obsessed. Long black hair. That's my type. Are you planning on writing a fic with Xena? If you are I'm here to beta or help in any way you might need. Or co-write. Anything you need really. Just give us that hot content. 👀🔥🔥

Xena is an absolute queen. <3

I’d been toying with the idea of a Xena fic for a while but wasn’t sure that I could do it justice but now you’ve got me thinking that a Xena/Blood of Zeus crossover might be just what the doctor’s ordered. ;)

Can I just date both? Please? I mean they’re basically a package deal anyways.

No? I have to choose one? Ok fiiiiiiiiiiine.

I’m gonna go with Amida since she caught my attention first (didn’t I make the immediate comment of “she’s hot” when we were watching IBO together? I think I remember making that comment lol)