#ask tweek

Damien: Eeeuuggghh morning already? Goddamn…

Damien: Looking perfect as always of course heh…

Damien: Let’s get some asks answered-

Damien: WHAT THE FUCK-?

Damien: Grass? My dad? Dude what-

Damien: Okay, whatever… I don’t care. No really, it’s fine, clearly I’m not WORTH your time.

Damien: Alright, cool, cool… Let’s go talk to Tweek down in the kitchen, he’s cool, right?

Tweek: **VIOLENT NERVOUS SHAKING.**

Damien: HEY TWEEK!

Tweek: GAHHKK! WHATT?

Damien: Look at this SICK blog I made!

Tweek: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THATT?!?!…?!

Damien: Www—…What, is it not cool?

Tweek: YEAH!! YOUR DAD SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO BROADCAST PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THE RESIDENTS OF EARTH.

Damien: Jesus Christ on the literal fucking cross, Tweek! It’s for fun, not like I’m giving my IP hell address!

Tweek: WWHHATAYAGWHAT IFIF EXEXEPERTS FIFOIFNFDD YOURR OWLOCATIONN

Damien: I’m going to pretend I know what you said….

Damien: Oh look I got an ask!

Tweek, getting increasingly erratic: OH FUCK OH GOD I DROPPED MY 13TH COFFEE OF THE DAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT OH GODD..

Damien: Oh, of course…

Damien: That’s the thing. I don’t.

Damien: It sorta just-

Damien: -Happens. Oh goddamnit.

Damien: REALLYY cool and exciting totally.

Damien: Y’know,going to some other fucked up dimension not knowing when I’ll be back home..

Damien: Sorry about that, I get carried away.

Tweek: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEE TO LORD SATAN OH GOD OH GOD LORD FUCK HEINEJS SEHDGDOSNEHDBDNSGODGSUHSBGODGODGOD

Butters: Oh, well thank you. I don’t wanna say it’s okay, because it’s definitely not. But I’m used to it, I s’pose? I’m just glad I was able to get outta there and be with people who love an’ support me an’ my dreams.

Butters: Aw, shit. I know I shouldn’t ‘a said anything.

Butters: Well...

Butters: I guess I can say it’s a guy? But that’s not all that surprising since I’m bi. I’m not curious anymore, either! Now I know for sure.

Butters: That’s all you’re gonna get outta me! I’m still trying to figure things out for myself, so I don’t wanna share it with the world yet.

Butters: And...no, they’re single, too.

(I’m gonna reboot this baby.

Tweek: Uh wow. Im kinda popular huh? Lets do this all in one I guess.

Tweek: Im probably gayer than Craig. I am not trans but I am a cross dresser.

Tweek: also.. W-whos Crog the frog? And like someone heh no.. Thats silly..

Craig: jesus tweek you don’t need to use your powers to see shirtless you can see that whenever you want