#ask nine

*Tails knocks on the door, but they dont hear any response except some banging and squeaking*

Tails: What’s going on?

*Nine’s mechanical tails shoot up, ready for attack as they both approach the noises all coming from the same bedroom.*

*Grunts and moans can be heard inside*

Sonic: FUCK!

*Both foxes slam the door open revealing a not so pleasant scene inside, Shadow’s doom wings spread out as he’s on top of Sonic (not going any further we all know what theyre doing) *

*Tails’s mouth hangs open and he drops his wrench on the floor, startling both Sonic and Shadow*

*Shadow quickly uses his wings to cover them both up*

Nine: EWWWW

Shadow: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?

*Tails quickly covers his eyes*

Tails: I’M SORRY AN ANON TOLD US YOU HAD SOMETHING COOL AND WE FOLLOWED YOU AND WE HEARD BANGING AND SQUEAKING WE THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A FIGHT-