#ask lurx

Blessed be the smutmakersChampions of the thirsty.

34: Least favorite character?      I think, of the ones we actually get to know pretty well, Loghain. While I don’t feel awesome about offing him in front of his daughter, and I get that he thought Ostagar was futile. He sold people into slavery, and the wardens only entered that battle because they thought he had their back.

63: Best story moment?       wh…. how…. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK THAT?! AUGH! SWEET JESUS. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh. Y’know, I think it’s either the option where you find out leliana in Inquisition was a lyrium construct all along (if you killed her in Origins) or it was the fact that all along the Dread Wolf was so much more tragic and so much less villainous than we were expecting, and they made me legit love who is likely about to be the new villain. OR the Witherfang arc in Origins. I did definitely love the whole story with Zathrian and the werewolves and witherfang teaching the werewolves to control themselves.81:Favorite fanfic?     Oh you’re gonna get me in trouble…      cyran9 writes one that is just the perfect blend of story and smut. geeky-jez writes Solas as very relatable and I appreciate that he and Isii disagree and legit fight sometimes. hobaglavellan just sucks me right in and I can’t stop reading because it’s just so much fun. jessicapendragon wrote a few of Fen’harel and Andruil being dysfunctional lovers and I kinda love it. and once I read one that for the life of me I CANNOT FIND ANYMORE AND IF ANYONE KNOWS IT PLZ SEND IT TO ME that was a post-breakup drabble where they both kinda can’t handle trying to be distant and he just gets so frustrated that he slips up and says “Because I would turn the world inside out for you” then they bang but they still can’t be together and I read that while kinda tipsy and I just couldn’t handle my feelings.Also cullenstairshenanigans for my favorite OT3

I am also ALWAYS taking recommendations for good fic so SEND EM ON IN!

82: Favorite fanart/fanartist?      Again, how do you expect me to choose here? uhtsceatha has this really cool, swirly style that I like a lot. limpstella does the best comics and I particularly appreciate that she admits to Solas being kind of a bitch sometimes (but he’s my favorite bitch) also Pahpi is adorbs. greendelle does the best man pin-ups ever. krallentier is just great at creating a mood, god HOW WAS I EVER SUPPOSED TO JUST PICK ONE!?EDIT: HOW DID I FORGET nanananananablr?! and deedylovescake?!?!?!? FEKKK! I’m just gonna keep adding them as I remember them.

98: which non-human species would you be?

7: Favorite DA:O backstory?     The City Elf. The Dalish always rubbed me the wrong way. Just isolating themselves from the race they had a problem with and calling the problem fixed was infuriating. The City Elf rose against the status quo. they directly took on the beast that threatened them. Looked it in the face, called it by its name, lopped its head off and spat down it’s spinal column. Rebelled instead of running away and leaving the others behind.

38: Funniest moment in the games?      Oh that’s hard. So I’ll just answer with the one that I most recently remember making me laugh really hard. I made a male Trevelyan to romance Iron Bull and once Cole read my mind about it and made everything super uncomfortable for everyone and one of the responses was “If a rift were to swallow me whole, I’d be just fine with that” and, after a pause like he’s trying to talk himself out of saying it, Solas just goes “presuming it tied you down first”I could not believe my ears that Solas just dropped a bondage blowjob joke.I laughed really loud. I had to pause the game to compose myself.

17: What did you name your Mabari? His name was Ser Scooby and I loved him the second he ate Morrigan’s underwear

49: Something you do in EVERY DA playthrough, no matter what?Protect Alistair. In any way I can whenever he shows up... I just cannot handle being mean to him. I’m even kinda mean to Solas on occasion because at least Solas will fire that shade right back at you but Alibear just sounds so dejected. He needs me.Also I have never once sided with the Templars.

99: Where would you live (Fereldan, Orlais, Free Marches etc?)I feel like I’d do best in Fereldan. Cold, rough, dirty, utilitarian, full of dogs. sounds like my kind of place (except that I’d never get anything done due to always being surrounded by dogs, and therefore NEEDING to play with them)