#ask fancy

Let's pretend for a moment that I'm not drastically uncool and uhh just look over there for a sec while I google what mcm stands for

OK TOP 5 MAN CRUSH MONDAYS!

sorry i didn’t reply straight away but i was honestly stuck trying to think of five real men i crush on. i could have answered in a heartbeat if it was viddy game men but i decided that doing so breakd the rules of mcm (not that I have any clue what the rules actually are, i just like to make things difficult for myself)

anyway the upside of my procrastination is that it is now monday so this is even more relevant!

surprising no one, first up is the ludicrously beautiful and talented Marwan Kenzari who makes me ache on a daily basis simply by existing

sharing the #1 slot is Luca Marinelli who is also too beautiful and talented for this world and condemns my soul a little more every time he smiles, talks, gestures or touches his face

next is Oscar Isaac because how can anyone perceive this man and not crush on him??? physically impossible. also the DILF beard he has in Dune has rekindled my lust

hmmm next i’m gonna go for Logan Marshall-Green because i have been crushing on him for literally two decades (!!!!!) since he was in 24 and the OC *sob* he is another extremely talented actor who doesn’t get nearly enough appreciation

picking a final guy is really hard but i will go for Adam Ramzi aka Aram Kirakosian who is one of my favourite porn actors. umm i could try to be fake deep here but yeah i just really like watching him have sex with other dudes

(contd) fuck, fix for my previous ask: i meant gender envy. dear gods i cant even do anon right.

Hi anon I have no idea if you'll ever see this reply bc I only just saw your messages. BUT I'll tell you my take on it just in case.

Gender envy is the feeling I get when I see someone who embodies my own gender ideal. So for me, as a trans man, it's people who have the particular type of masculinity that I aspire to. It can cover all kinds of things from body type to personality to fashion sense. I'm also gay, so there are types of masculinity I'm sexually attracted to, but gender envy is a separate thing. It's "I wanna be like him" rather than "I wanna bang him". Luca happens to inspire both gender envy AND intense attraction in me, damn him.

Favourite colour: teal

Last song: The Morning by the Weeknd

Last movie: I watched Spy on Netflix a little while ago. And Addams Family Values last night 💖

Last TV show: I started watching New Girl and I'm up to season 3 so far

Sweet, savoury or spicy: it's a tie between sweet and savoury, like mainly savoury but I'd die without fruit or chocolate

Bubbly water, tea or coffee: usually I need coffee in the mornings when I'm working but being in hospital has reminded me what a basic need tea is lol

Something that makes me happy: being on the other side of my surgery at last 😌 I'm in such a fucking good mood despite being bandaged and sore. I dare say I'll be grumpy about it within a few days though 🤣

Rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better or catch up with, then answer these questions:

Three ships: Joe x Nicky 💖 Jacob Seed x Staci Pratt 💖 Arthur Maxson x Paladin Danse (BONUS: I confess Book of Nile has won me over)

Last song: Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Antony and the Johnsons

Last movie: Die Pfeiler der Macht aka A Dangerous Fortune aka Luca Plays Another Slutty Bad Man 😚👌

Currently craving: the loving touch of a beautiful man; ice cream would also be good

Currently reading: just some fanfic. I read very little bc ADHD brain tends to make reading a chore, so I watch movies and draw or game instead

Rules: (1) list 10 songs you can’t stop listening to and (2) tag 10 people. I was tagged by @boneforts >3<

Currently on repeat is my FC5 fanfic playlist to help me write so I will list a bunch of stuff from that!

1. I Dont Dance | The Wanton Bishops

2. O Me O My (Gavin Moss Remix) | Son Little

3. Magic | Bruce Springsteen

4. What I Need | Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats

5. You and Whose Army | Radiohead

6. King of a One Horse Town | Dan Auerbach

7. Spike | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

8. Beehive | Mark Lanegan Band

9. Get it While You Can | Robert Finlay

10. In the Pines | Fantastic Negrito

OH BOY 👀

It's The Old Guard, a movie exclusive to Netflix. It's about a group of immortal warriors led by Charlize Theron who travel the world fighting for good but in a sexy black ops way rather than a flashy superhero way.

It's an action movie and has a fairly standard action plot, BUT what makes it truly new and different is the approach to diversity and female perspective. The two leads are women, it's directed by a woman, most of the actors are European and/or POC, and it features a gay couple so it feels like a breath of fresh air. The fight scenes fucking rock and all serve a purpose in terms of plot and characterisation.

I do think you'd like it. Please watch it so I can yell at you about it. 😅 But you should avoid my posts about it because there are spoilers.

Rules: answer 17 questions and tag 17 people you’d like to know better!

Nickname: Fancy, Bun

Zodiac: Aquarius

Height: 5′0″ ;A;

House: I guess this is a Harry Potter reference but MEH. When I was actually in school I was in Blue house (primary school) and then umm I can’t for the life of me remember the name of my secondary school house but it was the green one

Last thing I googled: My old school to try and answer the previous question ¬_¬

Song in my head: Hyperspace by Beck

Followers and following: Followers has hit 1600! :O And I follow 374 apparently

Amount of sleep: ALL of it and then some. At the moment I’m sleeping 8-12 hours most nights -__-

Lucky number: I don’t have one

Dream job: baby animal cuddler, beard fondler

Wearing: FC5 Hope County sweatshirt, cargo pants, Fallout socks

Fave songs: changes all the time but here is a random selection of some all time favourites: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen Always on My Mind by Pet Shop Boys Believe by Salyu The Morning by The Weeknd Ricochet by Faith No More

Instruments: nope just my voice which has dropped so much I now sing in a completely different register, god bless testosterone

Random fact: listening to rain sounds on youtube helps me to write

Favorite Authors: I’m gonna level with you I haven’t read an Actual Book in such a long time, so my faves are all fanfic authors and THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE

Fave animal sounds: the little “mrrp” and “brrrt?” sounds cats make when you poke them unexpectedly

Aesthetic: lately it’s just sleepy gay hobo. Actually that’s accurate most of the time