Val: Hello so I decided to makes the boys present themselves to y'all, so boys? You have the floor.
Val: Let’s go with K first shall we?
Suho: *nods, his ears bouncing lightly* Hi~ nice to meet you all, I’m Junmyeon but you probably already knew that hehe... I’m half black rabbit, don’t be afraid to ask us lots of questions~
Sehun: I’m half siamese cat... I like questions... and you can call junmyeo hyung bunnymyeon... *cue shy droop of the ears*(shy baby but he is the type of cat to push things off tables because he wants to)
Suho: No.... *droopy ears*
Kai: Yes! *tail wags fervently* Call him bunnymyeon! It’s hilarious but yeah I’m half jeju dog! (it’s a korean dog breed that become almost as big as a wolf.) ASk us questions please!
D.O.: I’m half horned owl. We are here to answer questions. I’d like to have some... Baekhyun and Chen already got one... *ruffles his feathers and bats his wings a bit*
Chanyeol: HI!!!!! I‘M HALF GREAT DANE! AND I LOVE QUESTIONS! AND RUBS. WANNA PET MY EARS?!?! *extreme tail wagging increases*(way too excited for his own good but his ears are big as hell, and very soft.)
Baekhyun:*tail wagging that makes his whole bottom half shake* Hi!! I’m half corgi!! Do you like dogs? I like dogs! I like cats too!! And questions!
Kris: *nods eyebrows forever furrowed* I’m half wolf and questions are not my style. I prefer the galaxy. (they are totally his style don’t be shy to ask the giant dork a question)
Tao: *hella confused* who are we talking to? *is petted by Kris. tail swishes commence* I’m half fox... but people say I look like a panda... I like questions? (Tao is confused but he can answer questions no problem)
Chen: Hi~~ I love questions so come and see us often yeah? I’m half bengal by the way! (bengals really act like dogs, they’re special)
Lay: Um... Hi~ I’m half... uhh... half. *scraches his ear* Half Lamb! That’s it and I like questions too~ (cute angel at yo,re service)
Luhan: Hi! I’m half deer! I,m the manliest here and I take questions like a true man! (cutest doe eyed motherfricker, he dosen’t even have antlers.)
Xiumin: I’m half manx cat. Please ask us plenty of questions. I have coffee. *tiny ear twitches* (manx cats are tiny, fluffy and adorable, much like minseok himself)
Val: Welp, that’s everyone! See you in asks~