#asheweaver

bapweaver and cashe goes on a double date and it ends with them all making out sloppy style with eachother’s partners

Ashe: Can I go to the pool? LG Lifeweaver: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free from my job okay. Ashe: No, can I go by myself? LG Lifeweaver: You don’t want to go with me? Since I know you'll just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests. Ashe: It’s the only way to establish dominance! LG Lifeweaver: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Just wait for me okay Ashe:...Fine but if someone challenges to a cannonball contests, don't say I didn't warn ya!

Ashe: This date is boring! Lifeweaver: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Ashe: Then why did you invite me? Lifeweaver: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Lifeweaver I'll do whatever I want!"

Ashe: Hey, Niran. What kind of flowers do you prefer? Lifeweaver: *thinks for a moment but smiles*I like sunflowers. Ashe:*pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps* Well, shit- Lifeweaver:...Ashe why do you have a bouquet of Venus Flytraps? Ashe: Well I uh...Um I didn't know why kind of flowers to get you so- Lifeweaver:*takes the bouquet* So you got me Venus Flytraps? Ashe:....Y-Yes? Lifeweaver:*laughs a bit and smiles* You never cease to amaze me, their beautiful. Ashe: Wait...What!? Lifeweaver: I'll take care of them either way, besides you should have asked ahead of time but either way I'm a sucker for nature. So thank you and- Are you okay? Ashe:*looks very stressed out but relief too*Y-Yeah I'm fine shit...Just was a bit worried is all.

Ashe: So Niran are you a dom or sub? Lifeweaver: *shurgs* I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though. Ashe:... Lifeweaver: Why do you ask? Ashe:...Nothing don't worry about just a simple question I'm asking... Lifeweaver: Is it because you didn't know what you want me to have? Well it doesn't matter to me honestly but I prefer Domino's Ashe:...Alright then.... *A few hours later* Frankie: *sighs softly * Has anyone seen Ash- B.O.B:*points to Ashe just lying face down in the dirt just hating her life right now* Frankie:...Let me guess the question didn't go well? B.O.B:*nods* Frankie:*snorts a laughter*Called it

Ashe: *grabs Niran's hand and hold it*I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! Lifeweaver: That's nice Ashe, can you do the dishes? Ashe: *pulls her hand away and makes a face* What!? No! Lifeweaver:*Has his hands on his hips a bit* So you would destroy the world for me but can't do a simple task like washing the dishes? Ashe: Your asking something that is very uncool of me... Lifeweaver: Your a gang leader, I'm pretty sure you have enough respect from them Ashe:.... Lifeweaver:*sighs softly, not understand why she doesn't want to do the dishes*...Scared to be made fun of? Ashe: *nods*Scared to be made fun of Lifeweaver:...I'll do the dishes... Ashe:*smiles happily*Thank you sugar Lifeweaver: Love you too you big baby

Lifeweaver: So Ashe, what’s your favourite color? Ashe: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Lifeweaver: Okay, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Ashe: ....My favourite color is pink. Lifeweaver:*laughs a bit* How wonderful! Ashe:*blushes a bit and looks away* I hate you... Lifeweaver: Love you too~