#ash9828

Once upon a time I was listening to some folks discuss how eminently shippable Kakashi is with all of the Akatsuki! . . .personally I don’t see it, but you do you, by all means. I idly mentioned it to a friend, and basically to cut it short I thought about it too long with Deidara, and accidentally worked out how it might happen for my own slant.

I have some more small thoughts with the ship, but this will be the first, having, as it does, the logicked out story (for me) of how they could get together; it features Akatsuki!Kakashi, mamasnek Orochimaru, tagalong shrub kohai Tenzou, and really just about the first time I’ve written a good chunk of the Akatsuki - especially if you discount background mentions. (I’ve written Deidara and Kisame . . . Obito . . . Orochimaru if you count him. >.> Itachi only when I must. XD)

Deidara has Noticed Kakashi, and would like to be doing rather more than noticing - if only he’d pick up a clue.

Have a snippet!

“We could make quite a bang together, Kakashi-san.” Deidara said, grinning and sidling a little closer as the room settled again.

Kakashi shifted a little, though not away, to Deidara’s gratification. “That’s more your specialty than mine.” he said, cocking his head, one mist-grey eye catching Deidara’s gaze from behind his wild silver fringe. “I may be capable of using blasts, but they are not my passion as they are yours.”

“I’m sure you have plenty of passion . . . add it to mine and we could be an explosive match.” Deidara pressed on, arching his brows.

Kakashi hummed. “I wouldn’t mind working with you, if it comes to that.” he said, and Deidara pouted, sighing.

He opened his mouth to try something a little more blatant, then froze as he felt a painfully acidic spike in the air, looking around.

Fierce golden eyes were trained on him, and Deidara carefully glanced around, unable to see why Orochimaru was glaring at him.

. . .poor bang. ;) The hot object of his affections is obtuse, and there’s a tetchy mamasnek around who is definitely not - even if Deidara has no way of knowing mama (and thus no idea why he’s tetchy over this - the wrong conclusions are definitely forthcoming).

Also if anyone cares to share any more terrible explosion-related innuendo or flirtatious lines for Deidara to use in this I’d be tickled. XD I’m terrible at them, unfortunately. . .

//you break the rules so me too

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