#ash;memes

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: ash.

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: neither because if they’re up at 3AM, it’s not for pancakes.

sends the other unsolicited nudes: ASH. Not like he hasn’t told Lucan he couldn’t, but he figures Lucan’s too classy for it.

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: lucan, most likely, if i had to pick. ash ain’t dumb to brag about that.

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Ash. 

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Probably both.

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Ash killed, and most likely hid it too because he didn’t think he need the assistance. Lucan just helps him with a good alibi story.

wears the least clothing around the house: do we really need to say it? BOTH.

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Ashton » Lucan ( @theonlylucanpaulo )

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

Texts from last night!meme