Pro hero au! Touya who gets into screaming matches with his old man because he doesn’t approve of me.

Everyone else likes me just fine and is happy I take care of him, Enji is just a controlling ass that doesn’t like that I’m disabled and come with a long list of mental illnesses and disorders I got from my family, especially hates that I put him on blast and drag all his shitty behaviors into the light publicly.

If Touya is the black sheep then I’m the shepherd who tends him and vice versa

What I’m saying is, both my self ships would get dragged around malls with me because I’m still enamored with them for nostalgia reasons

Dabi is the boyfriend who’s down to start some chaos and terrorize Karan’s and rude employees, might definitely shoplift something, part of the reason why half the changing rooms are strictly monitored and only allow one person at a time in that mall.

He’ll come back from whatever illegal activities he was up to, to find me braiding her hair and looking up how to turn blood into jewelry so she can have tokens of her “loved” ones and I can give him jewelry made from my blood and he’s just🤨

We bonded through shared eldest child trauma and daddy issues

It makes everyone uncomfortable when one of us is on the verge of a break down and the other stops it by saying “this is why you weren’t daddy’s favorite” or “you had a brake down last week! It’s my fucking turn!” to get a laugh.

It works, but we do look unhinged. We are unhinged.

He also takes me on graveyard walks for some of ours dates because I actually really like them.

I’ve said a few times now but my music taste can be best described as musical chaos and anarchy because of how varied it is but! Raggaeton is the type that gives the most mixed messages and confuses them beyond belief

It’s my ‘it’s Saturday so I’m cleaning’ music.

It’s my ‘I’m homesick/nostalgic so I’m cooking and listening to stuff that reminds me of my mom and grandmas’ music

And the one they always hope for ‘I’m in a hoe mood so let me wind my hips and shake some ass because I love myself’

My self ship tag for me and Bakugou is artplosion (art + explosion) because I use 2 different aliases on here and wanted a ship name that didn’t allude to one or the other and an anon suggested it.