Mar 26
Speaking of naked people—
HEY BARBIE!
Put your good fishnets on. Let’s go throw coins at sluts tonight. I’ll pay.
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Speaking of naked people—
HEY BARBIE!
Put your good fishnets on. Let’s go throw coins at sluts tonight. I’ll pay.
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His outburst has her eyes widening a bit (and if she had any bunny ears, they'd be flattened right now).
"... Now you're the one yelling."
And she sighs, her brows furrowing as she crosses her arms.
"Look. I'm asking so I know if I should back off or not. Why are you getting so mad over a bowl of soup?"
Zetsu’s gonna fall in love with one of the strippers.
She winked at him and held eye contact the entire time she shook her ass down the pole and back up.
And then she blew him a kiss and gave him a flirty little finger wave, how is this not true love?
Marriage is on her mind. Kids, maybe. A house. A dog. Or maybe a cat. Or maybe something unconventional like a fucking monitor lizard or something— he’d get her any pet she asked for…
They could settle down. He’d find a real job so she could quit this lustful lifestyle of hers. She wouldn’t have to betray herself like this every night anymore. These men don’t appreciate her like Zetsu does.
He gets the courage to ask her a loaded question since Hidan said she doesn’t love him, she just loves the bills in his wallet.
She bends down to hear his question better:
“Do you love me?”
She giggles and tickles his chin,
“I’ll love you as long as you keep paying me, baby.”
He’s devastated.
Pass him his overpriced limoncello spritz.
His dreams are crushed and his heart is broken. Carry this casket back home gently now boys…
[ shared dessert ] sender offers the last bite of their favorite dessert (this is from CALCIFER.)
be my valentine?
he'd whined about it, so grimmjow begrudgingly slipped inside the little cafe to get the treat that the so-called demon wanted soo badly. once he'd returned with it, the whining stopped and it was all thanks and happy sounds, which only earned an eye roll, but he let calcifer eat it in otherwise peace. he figured that would be that, but suddenly, there was a bit of cake being held in front of his face, and he snapped back to attention to look at it, then him.
".....Yea, fine, whatever." he'd try it. and it was good. ..kind of made him want to go back to get himself some, too, but he didn't feel like it just then. later, though. "You definitely whined enough about it - did you end up deciding you didn't like it?"
reverse psychology trick regarding @artisanshinobi that everyone ought to know about and put to use when needed:
If you need him to do something that he refuses to do, tell him that's fine because Itachi would never do it either. If you need him to stop doing something, tell him he has that in common with Itachi.
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"There is nothing morally wrong about biting into a KitKat without breaking it off into segments and I'll die on that hill."
@artisanshinobi sent:
**Hand going through Tobi's chest. Swirly motion. In out in out.**
Tobi stands still, staring down at Deidara's hand and the way it just keeps phasing in and out of his body before putting his hands on his hips, 'staring' at him.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"Are you having fun with that?" he asks flatly.
I guess I’m in debt to the smartest person in the Akatsuki…
You get one free favor from me, @artisanshinobi …