#artificial intelligence program epsilon

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Tagged by @sankt-jesper!

Hey uh. Anyone remember Starvb?

Ahsoka blinked. "Oh. Are you… Epsilon?" she said uncertainly. Rex, the bastard, just made the CTSL sign for 'tinny' and dragged the edge of his thumb across where his mouth would be under his bucket: a smirk. “That’s me,” the hologram drawled, looking her up and down. “And before you say anything else: if one more of you fuckers calls me a robot, just keep in mind that I’m made of numbers and can fuck all your shit up just by thinking about it hard enough.”

Against all odds and expectations, chapter two of Starvb is up!

Chapter Title: “Te Kyr Cuyi Gebbar”

Summary: Barriss Offee took a right turn when before she might have taken a left, everything changes, and six years into the Clone Wars, the 501st and the 212th find themselves in a strange temple with no way out.

At the end of "Test Your Might", Caboose isn't the only one to step back out of the Testing Grounds.

Chapter Notes: Not as long as I was hoping for, but here, have an update: featuring Epsilon POV and they/them pronouns! Is it because Epsilon is made out of numbers? Is it because there's technically like seven other fragments inside Epsilon? Who's to say!

Chex is… complicated. Director/Allison (or Allison-adjacent) is out, just straight-up.

Alpha/Beta is… kinda okay? but I’m not really very attached to them, and I honestly think Tex deserved better than Alpha, because lbr Alpha is a complete jerk without many redeeming qualities.

Epsilon, whom I love with all my heart and soul, truly, had a really weird thing going on with Epsi-Tex and while I am glad that she got to rest, I’m with Marti when it comes to how he deleted(???) her without her input.

Have you been able to figure out how you did that yet?

No, I think it's just because I got really mad. Hey, say something to make me angry--see if it happens again!

You're ugly and nobody likes you.

You're annoying and your team sucks.

You're round and you can't wear pants.

You guys came up with all of that really quickly...

Eh, it pays to be prepared. Did it work? Are you pissed?