#arrnuts

this is exactly w

there was a photo manip i saw of the s2 beach kiss where ed had been edited out and replaced with izzy, who was now covering most of stede’s face

it’s so fucking blatant lmao they really said ‘but what if we replaced this moc lead character that stede canonically loves very much with a shitty white guy whose existence stede forgets unless izzy is actively irritating him’

shiver me timbers 😱😱

which, for that anon, i can assume they weren't very happy with the cake toppers. or back in season one when he was wearing a floral robe with painted nails. they said they liked ed "masculine", when he isn't even that masculine in the damn show! idk. its super yucky.

fuck me that whole take is so rancid

OH MY GOD?!

okay ngl, I do not know the size of a baseball off the top of my head so I had to google heart size to a baseball (because I do know the size of the heart lmao) and the human heart is roughly the size of TWO baseballs? incredible

Sure! I eyedropped the red in your current profile pic, so hope that works!

like, i mean. come on.

Much to think about! I can honestly say I've never considered Willem for a Murdoc candidate, but there is a similar quality-- said as someone who loves Willem Dafoe enough to argue on behalf of his charisma's strength, and let's not kid ourselves, the same must be said of Murdoc. (I'm also shocked that this is a photo of Willem! It's an extra flattering angle.)

i can imagine will gifting him a brooch or two, and it really helps hannibal's grieving process.